Keito UG🇺🇬..©

Textile Technologist @Nytil | Founder @BlackandProud63 | Born again @Phanerookampala | Creative @comingsoon | A Twin 😜 | Mancity @❤️

[Keito UG🇺🇬..© @KeitoUG]

@doraforchrist @titah_01 Women... 😂..

[Uncle Mark @UncleMarkUganda]

“Never abuse yourself of this world before you die” #NBSat18 (1/6)

[Love Camon ❤️ @LoveCamoni07004]

This landlord 😂😂😂🙌

[MCO.Balaam💉🧬 @BalaamW22]

Mutumanyide mbwa mwe

[Felix Kitaka @TheMutambuze]

My son, your character will be tested by two different seasons.

When your friend is winning, you will be tested by envy.

When you are winning, you will be tested by pride.

Fail the first, and you become a bitter man. Fail the second, and you become a lonely one.

Be blessed.

[MCO.Balaam💉🧬 @BalaamW22]

Expensive hotels be like

" fried wheat dough mixed with spiced legumes"- $150 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[🌙 @sharon_kiwanuka]

Quarreled with one of those men who be on those garbage trucks today and a part of me realised I missed being ratched 😭😭😭😭

[LE BOTTI UG @lebottiug]

Lynda Ddane starting her set tonight with the @ntvuganda Akawugenzi beat drop was never on the agenda 🙌

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Being broke is expensive. You buy retail. Borrow at bad rates. Miss opportunities. Money isn't just wealth. It's a discount card.

[Keito UG🇺🇬..© @KeitoUG]

At this point The most shocked by these pics must be AI.... 😂

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Women Saying, “He raised the bar”

Without realizing she climbed with him is a new level of delusion.

[Create Profit @Create_Profit]

This has got to be the best photo of 2026 so far.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Maturity is realising sick leave is when you’re sick of work.

[James Onen | FATBOY @jamesonen]

People who cry about corruption don't hate corruption. They just hate that they don't benefit from it yet. When the chance comes, boom 💁🏿‍♂️

[Keito UG🇺🇬..© @KeitoUG]

@NtahoKwizera This is deep... So there are no exclusives in the kingdom...everyone was invited, but did u receive the invitation...👌

[Keito UG🇺🇬..© @KeitoUG]

@kampala_solomon @lwasabad 👌

[O.r.tega @OrtegaTalks]

In life, you either find a Great Partner or a Worthy Rival

Steve Jobs & Steve Wozniak
Charlie Munger & Warren Buffet
Will & Ariel Durant

Ronaldo vs Messi
Edison vs Tesla
Freud vs Jung

Only way of tasting the full richness of life. Partner in Crime or Rival at Duty

[Keito UG🇺🇬..© @KeitoUG]

@duchace Exactly...

[duchess carolyn🪬 @duchace]

Why does all annual leave have to be for some grand activity? Can’t I take 3 days off to watch TV and walk in the park without everyone asking what I have planned lol