My dad was in the card aisle looking for a Valentine’s card for my mom and he found a card with a giraffe on it so he said “if I was buying a card for you, I’d get this one” thinking I was standing next to him, but I was not, so he ended up saying that to another middle aged man
Celebrate #D23 with KINGDOM HEARTS Union χ[Cross]! Reach the goals and receive a Magic Broom Medal and TWO Fantasia Mickey B Medals!
10k retweets > 1 Magic Broom
15k retweets > 1 Fantasia Mickey B
20k retweets > 1 Fantasia Mickey B
Ends on Feb 18 @ 12PM PT! Good luck! #KHUX
💘Our #KHUX Valentine's Day Costume Contest is here! It's time to put on your sweetest and most romantic outfit and win 5000 Jewels! Plus, if there are 15k retweets total everyone gets 3000 Jewels! Details and official rules here: [https://t.co/FyjwV0HDUr]💘
my mom accidentally told the dog boarders to feed our dogs double of what we normally feed them when we boarded them over Christmas and now our dogs are THICC