Kelli Doering

Actor, Bossy Pants, Mezzo, Animal Lover, Mommy, Harry Potter nerd, Feminist, Good Human, Vegetarian

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

These are the voices of a generation that lives in terrible fear every single day. This is not normal. Do not let the NRA and their political lackeys let you think this is how we must live. https://t.co/ZFwsoZ16zb

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

"If we ban guns they will just find another way."

Then let them find another way. Let them try to kill dozens in a matter of minutes with a goddamn butter knife. Let them hurl stones. Let's force mass murders to get creative as hell. Because I'm tired of it being easy for them.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Before asking Christopher Wray of the FBI to step down becuse the Feebs didn’t follow up on a tip about Cruz, Governor Rick Scott might want to step down for allowing the free flow of semi-auto wepons to continue in Florida.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Rich people are really going to take a bath with this new tax plan. In money. They will bathe in money.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The "tax cut bill" is basically a little piece of candy on a long, shit-coated stick.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Something productive to do with your outrage today: https://t.co/XEUb0xLsSl

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

They did @realDonaldTrump... They carried Tiki Torches.

Trump Can’t Believe No One’s Thrown a Parade in His Honor

https://t.co/Sr2CtQa7m5

[ROSIE @Rosie]

so how about this
i promise to give
2 million dollars to senator susan collins
and 2 million to senator jeff flake

if they vote NO
NO I WILL NOT KILL AMERICANS
FOR THE SUOER RICH

DM me susan
DM me jeff

no shit
2 million
cash
each

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Sometimes it’s hard to know what to do after a loss. Not this time.
This tax bill is only going to get worse as people learn more about it. There are 6 GOP Senators that have to run on it & 2 open seats in 2018. We all need to get to work.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.

[Kelli Doering @KelliDoering]

Please join us Santa Barbara!!!! #SantaBarbara #music #christmas https://t.co/mUCkbIDo7X

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Being your candidate was the honor of a lifetime. Now it's your turn to #runforsomething: https://t.co/ODzNQEossm

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

.@realDonaldTrump,

I am fearful of you.

That is to say, I fear your ignorance, your recklessness, & your incompetence because they place this country in great peril.

But I am not afraid of you because you, like all bullies—are a fraud & a coward.

And we see through you.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Welcome home, @RealDonaldTrump! While you were gone we started actually punishing people for sexual harassment so, you know, heads up.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Have some courage Republicans! You are fast becoming the party of treason, pedophilia and incompetence. Right the ship and impeach Trump!

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Dear Republicans-

Enjoy 2018’s campaign season. Not one person will ever forget your silence, your inaction on gun control, your support of Trump, your continuing defense of a child molester, your tax scam & the fact you tried to take away our healthcare.

You’re fired,

America

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Roy Moore: Just another Bible-thumping hypocrite in the Jimmy Swaggart mode. Same tiresome follow-up, too: Blame the victim.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

We are the wealthiest country in the history of the world. How is it possible that 2 months after Hurricane Maria half the people of Puerto Rico don't have electricity?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I'm ready for the all-female reboot of America.