Kelli Ann

Insatiably Inquisitive. Unequivocally Loyal. Unapologetically Candid.

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@RobinWeep @billyjhowell @Skymapperspace !

[Chauncey TK Hamilton @ImChauncey]

🗽We are hiring for an Associate to join us in New York @xyz_vc.

"I want this to be the best job you ever have." Those were the words that @robhayes told me when I took my first job in venture. Are you looking for your best job? Are you insanely curious about what the future looks like and who is building it? Are you obsessed with the future of technology and how the world will be different in 2, 5, 10 years?

Come join our incredible team to find and fund the future 🎉

[Michelle Volz 🇺🇸🚀 @MichelleVolz]

Excited to officially announce the launch of Pax Fund I, a $50M early stage vehicle dedicated to founders transforming the foundational categories of society. 🇺🇸🚀

Wrote a bit about my journey and the thinking behind Pax below:

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@VCBrags @xyz_vc

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!

[Neo @neo]

Today we unveiled Neo Residency, a new program for startups and high-agency student teams. 🎉

We’re replacing our best-known program, Neo Accelerator, with something even better and more selective. 🧵

[Jeff Morris Jr. @jmj]

Introducing Scout Program.

Real capital. A live leaderboard. And a path to running your own fund. https://t.co/qXyrbuN1rR

This will be the most interesting investing program in the industry when all is said & done.

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@DTzvetkovsky @texasrunnerDFW @ThoughtCrimes80 @GovofCO Look at California. Where young people pay 10x their neighbor and subsidize the old. It incentivizes people to not sell and hold that tax rate, rent the house, taking inventory off the market. The spirit might be right but the unintended consequences are bad.

[MoneroMahesh @MoneroMahesh]

1/ We’re thrilled to announce EV3 Venture Fund II, an oversubscribed $61.74M early-stage venture fund dedicated to backing entrepreneurs with generational drive and ambition. We’re tripling down on crypto with bigger checks and deeper involvement.

Watch the EV3 Vision Below:

[Jeff Dean @JeffDean]

This is absolutely shameful. Agents of a federal agency unnecessarily escalating, and then executing a defenseless citizen whose offense appears to be using his cell phone camera. Every person regardless of political affiliation should be denouncing this.

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@CheeseburgerEll @WallStreetApes I would love to find a teenager to mow our lawn or babysit! We post on NextDoor and FB groups and have only found 1 teenager willing to help in the last 7 years of posting. Suggestions of where to post? TikTok?

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@Politics_Matter @DrakeMallard100 @RadFemme74 @Jerri_M_Green You don’t have the money or friends with that money to understand what favor that can curry? Money changes access. In my America, integrity is still a currency and demanded if one gets the most powerful seat.

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@ritwikpavan @oyhsu @jonthnchoi @IanRountree @miamishor @mikaela_lip @deepchecksvc
@Julian
@lpolovets
@_joewilson
@rootvc

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@villi The transatlantic spread exists for a reason. European startups exit half as often and at ~60% lower valuations. Only one of the top 20 private companies globally is European. Paying U.S. prices for European risk profile seems optimistic at best. Champagne prices for beer returns

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@BLawrence70 @BarryHoski76049 @realspitfire

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

Do all kids relocate their school’s mulch supply into their homes? One shoe at a time.

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@immad Baby Frida Electric Nail File! @Nanit and not a gadget but @CoterieBaby pants.

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@evanwch #fakenews that is not supposed to be bustling shops. That is literally the Financial District. No one goes to the financial district on the weekends. People go to the offices on Monday - Friday. 😂 the shops are used by office workers when they commute downtown during the week 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@pitdesi Mill Valley Market! Chains: Nugget, Molly Stones, or AJ’s Fine Foods.

[Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells]

@thesamparr After being in Singapore, Toyota Alphard’s are *luxury*