Kelly Parks

America's only ex-CIA rocket scientist stand-up comic screenwriter

[Steve Inman @SteveInmanClips]

He had a good run.

[ACIS @Pauls050]

@C_3C_3 @GhostUltraPepe

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Giant Cloud Of Dust Emerges From Vatican As Pope Opens His Bible https://t.co/13coY2JmTc

[Gary M @gman5180]

Ok, whoever did this is a genius! 👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

Masoumeh Ebtekar - also known as "Screaming Mary" - was the spokeswoman for the Islamic terrorists who stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran in 1979 and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days - subjecting them to beatings, starvation, and mock executions.

In 2014, the Obama Administration granted visas to her son and his family to enter the United States. In June 2016, the Obama Administration gave them lawful permanent resident status via the Diversity Immigrant Visa Program.

This week, I terminated their lawful permanent resident status and today, Seyed Eissa Hashemi, Maryam Tahmasebi, and their son are now in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement pending their removal from our country.

Her family should never have been allowed to benefit from the extraordinary privilege of living in our country.

America can never become home for anti-American terrorists or their families - and under the Trump Administration, it never will.

[Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain]

Border crossings to near zero. Net negative migration. 95% reduction in asylum grants. Lawsuits against a slew of woke universities. DEI getting crushed everywhere. Massive, beneficial deregulation. No tax on tips. No tax on overtime. Venezuela turned into an American ally. And that's just off the top of my head.

It's not Trump's fault that everyone's an ingrate with the memory of a goldfish

[NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman @NASAAdmin]

Artemis II has reached its maximum distance from Earth.

On the far side of the Moon, 252,756 miles away, Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy have now traveled farther from Earth than any humans in history and now begin their journey home. Before they left, they said they hoped this mission would be forgotten, but it will be remembered as the moment people started to believe that America can once again do the near-impossible and change the world.

Congratulations to this incredible crew and the entire NASA team, our international and commercial partners, but this mission isn’t over until they’re under safe parachutes, splashing down into the Pacific.

[Spitfire @RealSpitfire]

We literally setup a temporary special forces base inside Iran and flew in 300 Army, Navy, and AF special forces troops and little bird gun ships. Then we fought a whole mini war and killed like 1500 Iranian soldiers in 6 hours.

And all we left behind was a pair of American flag underwear and some MRE’s.

I’m not pro war… but holy sht we can do some amazing things.

[Amelia the Patriot @AmeliaOnSolana]

Amelia X “Protect Charlie at all Costs”

[PJ Ace @PJaccetturo]

RIP Hollywood.

AI is now 100% photorealistic with the launch of Kling 3.0

In just two days, I created the opening sequence from The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson

You have to try this new Multi-Shot technique that makes making films much faster and cheaper 🧵👇

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Amelia has advice for Mohammedans on how to get along in the U.K.

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

I generally hate AI, but this “Star Wars” takedown of Jake Tapper and Anderson Cooper is tremendous…
😂

[GinaCarano.net @ginacaranonet]

The terms Gina Carano, and Cara Dune are both trending on multiple social media platforms worldwide today. 💥🌍

It’s been 5 years after Gina’s last TV appearance on ‘The Mandalorian’ .. The impact.. 💛

#CaraDuneDay 🎉

[Amelia @AmeliajakSolana]

They wanted you demoralized.

They wanted you silent.

They wanted you defeated.

Disappoint them. 🇬🇧

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Amelia brings together a team of British patriots 🇬🇧

Bond
Lara Croft
Tommy Shelby and others

LFG 🔥

[Amelia @AmeliajakSolana]

They'll call you far-right for:

Wanting borders
Investigating the data
Loving your country
Noticing reality

Pay them no mind, what is hidden in darkness will come to the light 💜

[Amelia @AmeliajakSolana]

"Lovely day for it."

[Stephi @Stephis_world]

Is it too much to ask for our streets to be safe for girls to roam and for British patriots to be able to speak their minds without fear of arrest?

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🇬🇧AMELIA SAYS SHE WILL BRING I.C.E TO BRITAIN🇬🇧

No more cousin marriages
No more sharia courts
No more grooming gangs

Amelia leads the way
Mass Deportations