Kelly Slater

Dark chocolate eater-er & Thai Beef Salad expert.

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@ben_hr You were in the SMH! You're famous!

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Back on twitter after 2 years, have I missed anything?

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@ben_hr Looks like a bit of his ear is missing, a la Ghost after the Battle of Winterfell

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@trashydivorces I'd never even heard the "proper" pronunciation until I heard Alicia say it! The Australian education system is totes juvenile lolol

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@JHWeissmann @TurnbullMalcolm @Atlassian

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@Blackwell Stannis Baratheon would be outraged

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@yesisaidthatt @BonazzaMyra Looking up Nagnata now. As a frequent activewear-wearer and buyer, I'm all for supporting the good guys xx

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@trashydivorces Whatever you decide to do, I want in!

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@kWalbolt @mintzess 😍😍😍

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@nick_spurway Yep, my two get by on Science Diet dental care (and chicken necks) 😍

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@trashydivorces Just finished. All the tears. All.

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@champagne_snob I've heard similar reviews about the TV Series. Was so disappointed

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@trashydivorces Photos!!

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@max_au Define "moon". Planet, or arse?

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@jonlionfineart2 @sarahcpr Stephen Colbert had Kate W on his show recently, and got her to lie on a replica with him to show 2 people could have fit 😂😂

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@max_au Depends on how big your ass got during iso

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@Blackwell He kissed me when I was a baby!

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@samlymatters "gun gender reveal" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏳️‍🌈

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@lisa_n_ricketts You mean those AREN'T the words? 😄