Kelsey Butler

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.

[Vanessa @vaduro]

Where is @LilNasX

[Rod B 🦘🐶 🦜 📷 @barranr]

I’ve been standing here for 30 minutes. Nothing!!

[Vanessa @vaduro]

“Where are all the men?” Mitch Daniels asks and goes on to be fake confused at the lack of men in certain fields and assures us that @LifeAtPurdue is doing it’s best to combat the national issue of simply too many women earning degrees & working in STEM instead of giving birth

[Vanessa @vaduro]

Peter Solomon putting the team down in Houston on his back for 4 innings in his first career major league win

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

them: u let ur dog on the furniture???? 😮

my dog:

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

I'm immunocompromised.

Studies suggest that millions of Americans like me may not have the same vaccine protections from #COVID19 that otherwise healthy people get.

As the CDC allows #maskoff, plz know that folks like me are relying on YOU to be fully #vaccinated to protect us.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

More of this energy from the media, please!

[michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne]

my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her

[pridepu @papyuuno]

i just think its funny when dog's eyes just go like

[Kelsey Butler @KelseyButler9]

@christiangust I am going! Somehow Alyssa got one

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

[Kelsey Butler @KelseyButler9]

@christiangust Also I clearly had a ring pop right before photo two haha

[Kelsey Butler @KelseyButler9]

@christiangust THIS!! These photos take me back and make me worry for our health in college lol

[Kelsey Butler @KelseyButler9]

@christiangust I will steal it at lunch

[Jessica Smetana @jessica_smetana]

That’s Sir Purr bro

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask. Listen up: