BrutusJudas

Propelling the future with today.

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

Middle aged white dudes need to chill with the

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

@bnemehh Hey Google, delete column A.

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

@bnemehh We need to have a talk about d27

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

@bnemehh Post noodz

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

I can hear people outside having a good time near my house and I DON'T LIKE IT.

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

Still light out at 10pm. What are we doing.

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

@kevan_gogh @MeghanEMurphy The people forgot the teachings of Patrice.

https://t.co/P90dKhrAqp

[Bark @barkmeta]

I have been eating nothing but McDonald's Happy Meals for 6 months straight.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Here's the math: Right now every McDonald's Happy Meal comes with a pack of McDonald's Pokemon cards. These are special promo cards you can only get inside a Happy Meal.

A Happy Meal costs $5.99. The sealed McDonald's Pokemon card pack inside sells on eBay for $6.49.

I buy the Happy Meal. I eat the food. I sell the cards. I make $0.50 and eat for free. I do this 15 times a day.

I have not paid for food in 6 months. I make $7.50 a day for eating McDonald's.

People can laugh but this is the greatest financial arbitrage on earth right now.

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

The woman at the dentist office asked if I work from home. I'm still trying to figure out what kind of insult that was.

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

@juntomagellan @RetVet99 Karlas & Emmas Knits LLC. A subsidiary of Accurate Knitting who shares the same address and owner, Phil Franzos.

Karla & Emmas is a minority, woman owned small business, an advantageous status in the award evaluation process.

Phil doesn't look like a lady to me.

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

I can hear ours running in the other room as this crosses my feed. Countless hours saved and it makes sick beats.

[Luke Bayes (Eight Amps) @lukebayes]

There was some discourse about Vevor last week and it reminded me of one of my favorite machines.

If you've ever had to cut and strip hundreds of wires to the same length, behold!

Pure Delight!

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

Ope... Here I go watching Tenet again.

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

Pretty funny that Ticketmaster seems to draw moral ire from Kid Rock. That's the line?

[KidRock @KidRock]

I love a good joke, even when I am the butt of it, unfortunately this was not a very good one.

Either way, if you want to see a REAL good show this spring / summer that celebrates America and 250 years of Freedom - make sure you buy your tickets from (ugh) Ticketmaster for my Freedom 250 tour - The Road To Nashville. There is a reason for this, TRUST ME!

🎫 https://t.co/vZ7Px6nq5T

[Sam Altman @sama]

Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network.

In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome.

AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement.

We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only.

We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements.

We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

@fleshsimulator Took you long enough

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

The audio overdub... "Oh yeah"

[Climbing Guy @ClimbingCoachX]

The iconic "karate kick" will go down in history as one of the most heart-stopping moments in climbing history.

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

So glad I stopped watching football.

[Gene Steratore @GeneSteratore]

My thoughts on the overtime ruling of interception in #BUFvsDEN.

What do you think?

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

@FrostTalkIRL @zanehengsperger Think he's talking about getting a fat hunk of raw metal from a mill, not a milling machine.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

This is incredible, an Army doctor who treated survivors of 9/11, was the doctor who saved Tammy Duckworth’s life in Iraq, then went to Gaza on multiple medical missions and refused to be evacuated amid siege and assault — is now running for Congress in New Jersey.

He doesn’t even mention the Duckworth story in his launch video, which tracks with what I’ve come to know about his extreme humility:

[BrutusJudas @Kelso840]

@cybxrartist @TristamCandy Are people forgetting Regina Hall's character was in that movie? She had a larger, more important role than Junglepussy and wasn't stereotypical at all.