CtrlAltDelusions

Certified mama's girl!

[CtrlAltDelusions @Kendimutitu]

Life really does get better when you learn to put yourself first ☺️

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Buda uko level ya hanging out with global superstars like Davido, diplomats and Presidents. So why do you care so much about sentiments from faceless people who you wont remember their existence after 1hr? Don't fumble the bag because you wanted to flex on Kinuthia8946908

[CtrlAltDelusions @Kendimutitu]

@Nyar_Luke What curse? 😂😂 hizi curses hukuwa one way. Why wasn't the man cursed for abandoning his family?

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

God has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾

[Brandeezzyy🇰🇪🏉 @braddthegreat]

I know a lot of policies that would make Nairobi work would interfere with people's livelihood but at least wekeni a no noise policy aki Jiji inyamaze😭😭😭 Nairobi is so loud for no reason why do you need to play a sound system ndani ya electronics shop ? Hadi mats wazime mziki.

[Droid @droid254]

Why wasn't a running track never included in the design? it's not like we ever did well in global football

[Jkksfqt @JUNX1ONG]

Ati gain nothing. He died an accomplished young man. Huwa Nashangaa Sana Na this reaction when this type of tragedy strikes. Would it have been better that he were a wasteman instead? He lived, he strived, he excelled and thrived thought its tragic that he died young

[Luxifer @Rensflower_]

Once again Daenerys was truly ahead of her time 🔥

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

unpopular opinion: having NOTHING to do at work is way more mentally draining than actually being busy. 😭😭

[SisiYėmmié.com 🌶 @Sisi_Yemmie]

You can be dealing with someone with all the goodness in your heart and they will be dealing with you with deception.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Huge lessons to learn. Hii squad ya leo hapana.

[𝔇𝔢𝔢 @deeomi_]

“Where is your other earring?” is such a heart stopping question😂

[Uji Baridi 💜 @Ellah_Rand]

Last episode of Reacher ssn4
Nimepause kidogo ndio Reacher apumue 😭

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @0de11_]

I now understand why

[Jeanne'N'Juice @mweshymwesh]

There's actually a scientific explanation for this called intermittent reinforcement and that's why you should avoid late night callers and texters...

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

Being able to send someone you love the dumbest thought that enters your head >>>>

[Shobhit @Shobhit3103]

Why the fuck does WhatsApp keep archived chats RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. Can you hide them somewhere so I can’t see them?

[CtrlAltDelusions @Kendimutitu]

Well technically if we count Lilith, he did create 2 women 🤔.

[Njeri_Wagathima @_stayliquidd]

Mungu angekuwa pro polygamy angeumba Eve wawili.. like, he saw Adam sad, he had the option ya kuleta more than one woman to make him happy 🤧🤧🤧

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Ana con hadi fellow President halafu nyinyi ndio mnadhani mtakua above the program?
Gangsters Paradise

[CtrlAltDelusions @Kendimutitu]

@emeralds_j 😂 I hate how love dictates our emotions sometimes

[CtrlAltDelusions @Kendimutitu]

Mungu angeumba binadamu bila hii story ya mapenzi tu

[ω̶є̶ℓ̶ℓ̶ι̶σ̶т̶ @wellypaisen]

aii si kunyeshe basi STOP EDGING US MWAGAAA