living.legend🇰🇪

im me,i du me. surviving is winning

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

So suddenly bangi si mbaya and everyone and their grandma have been partaking of the substance on the DL while our boys rot in jail juu ya kupatikana na ka nyongi

[Junkyard diver @Anto_mbuguaa]

Naona ulisahau kuambia bibi pia 😂😂😂😂

[Mack @whatMackSays]

She’s married now

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇸🇴 UEFA announce Omar Artan to referee UEFA Super Cup between PSG and Aston Villa in August after being denied access to the USA.

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Bitches will swallow your whole dick but can't swallow their pride to apologize😏🤦

[Chalant dreadhead @Just_Mucha_]

Ningekuwa naitwa Tom ningedate waschana wanaitwa Njeri only. Ndio harusi muambiwe welcome to Tom and Njeri's wedding

[Eric @amerix]

Yote tisa, ya kumi ni hii,

Doh za bibi yako ni kama pesa ya Zimbabwe,

We unajua iko, but haujawahi ona, hautawahi guza, unaskia iko, haujui ina nunua nini, na ni nani anapewa.

Kitu unaeza ona tu, ni WhatsApp status.

But, doh zako ni kama dola, kila mtu anataka.

Jipange.

[Capretta🐐 @Elkanah_107]

There are two other guys in the kitchen cooking indomie,they will eat half before they call the rest

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

My penis is now penwas due to lack of usage

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Tomorrow we are supporting Mexico 🇲🇽 so that South Africa 🇿🇦 can go back home early to protect their jobs.

[Roderick @KyaloIntel]

Uamuzi ni wako😅

[Juja_finnest💥 @JUJA_KOT]

To that one Ex nilijifunza pullout na yeye 🥂🥂🥂

[Mwizi Khafila @mwizikhafila]

pedi amesema weed ikuwe legalized ndio wanafunzi wapate kitu ingine ya kuchoma

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

Mnaona badge hizo sides ama nimeoshwa😂😂

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

"Sasa hizo hesabu za parallelogram tutaapply wapi next year tukiingia jeshi?"

[Agüebardo te la Entierra @Bnfrs_00]

Por eso Jesús perdonó a la puta y al ladrón, pero nunca al traidor.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

World Cup hainanga attachment issues, country yako ikitolewa unaenda kwa ingine very fast.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 EXCL: Jorge Mendes confirms João Neves and Vitinha will not leave PSG.

“Vitinha and João were 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 an option for anyone. They are 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐧𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 for Paris Saint-Germain and they are very, very happy in PSG — they will continue collecting trophies”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will NOT pay €30m buy option clause for Marcus Rashford, expiring in 5 days.

Rashford formally set to return to Man United but Barça remain open to new solutions, like another loan deal. ❗️

Barça are open to discuss again if #MUFC open doors. 🔵🔴