little miss sh*t show

take a seat y’all, it’s gonna be a wild ride

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

Iowa's weather is the reason I have trust issues.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

@jciphera @MaxVelocityWX

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

@AZ_Intel_ @MaxVelocityWX

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Pencil us in for May 7! ✏️ #AppleEvent

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

The clock is ticking on Week 1 🕐🦎

@AllenLazard | #GoPackGo

[Liz 🍂 @feverdreamliz]

I want a musical movie like Mamma Mia! but it's called Cruel Summer and it's all Taylor Swift songs

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

Wordle 229 3/6

⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

Wordle 228 2/6

⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

Wordle 227 3/6

⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩
🟨🟨🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

finally got on the wordle train & im already obsessed

[hi can u pls help me find hibiscus la croix? @blanseypants]

It’s hard to relate with Euphoria because at my high school we had Drive Your Tractor to School Day

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

adding that her alternative solution is anxiety/depression meds…..when my main issue is not being able to focus at work 🙃 I love our healthcare system.

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

i went to a doctor for adhd & got told that all my issues stem from over-caffeine consumption, lack of sleep, and failure to exercise regularly (apparently walking my dog doesn’t count) I ✨respectfully✨ disagree

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

I don’t agree with Biden on many things, but I can fully support this statement.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Here is the truth: The former president of the United States has created and spread a web of lies about the 2020 election.

He’s done so because he values power over principle. Because his bruised ego matters more to him than our democracy or Constitution.

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

I’ve watched 3 seasons of Yellowstone in 4 days & im very much back on my yeehaw bullshit

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

@kathryn_terhune gorgeous gorgeous girls get blacked out on NYE 😂

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

my obsession with tom holland and zendaya is unhealthy

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

it only took me 6 months, but I’m finally meeting with a doctor in mpls about adhd 🙌🏻 when they ask me why I think I have it, I’ll just explain how long this has been on my to-do list

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

AND THAT WAS THE MOMENT I KNEW

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

@graceogerman GRACE I’m dying over here 😭

[little miss sh*t show @KennedyEitmann]

my productivity levels practically double when I listen to Christmas music while I work, so it’s officially Christmas in this household