Thairu Kagotho

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[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

Hatujapewa full story. Walikua threesome??

Wamesema walikua wawili pamoja. Owich sijui na nani😂.

Tunachimba naniii. Lazima tufike deep.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Gen Z of Brazil have made their favorite candidate as the president of Brazil just after a frequent protest. We can make it here in Kenya also for Edwin Sifuna.

Make sure your parent is fully subscribed to Sifuna

[San @arapsang__]

Good morning Senator. Greetings from my family to yours, in Jesus' name.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

If H.E Edwin Sifuna calls for a protest, this regime will understand what a difficult time is. Even Baba in his grave will ask for popcorn.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

I have seen Raila Odinga Junior disrespect Sifuna several times to satisfy Ruto who used to insult Baba.

Linda Mwananchi should field a strong candidate in Kibera. We will teach kijana that cha babako si chako.

[Michael @JaMtoka]

- 2022 Mercedes Benz G63 AMG Edition 55 🇩🇪 (W463A)
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[The Only Cedric @musikucedric]

MAANDAMANO MONDAY

We REJECT the Election Bill 2024.
MPs want to hide results. We want to protect our Constitution.

NO TRANSPARENCY, NO ELECTIONS.

OCCUPY NAIROBI CBD & OTHER COUNTIES

#RejectElectionBill2024 #MaandamanoMonday #RejectIEBCBill #ProtectOurConstitution

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

We need the names of the MPs who passed that Election streaming bill

[Hon. Njeri Maina @Hon_Njeri_Maina]

Parliament has sanctioned me to supply evidence that non-Kenyans have been registered as voters in the coming election.

I have told them that I will supply a 500 page document!

We must sanitize this nation!!!

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Transparency of election result transmission is mandatory as per Article 86 of the Constitution.

No Bill or law can purport to override the Katiba @UGMParty @Reforms_Ke

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

So kuna developing story about ule Boys Nelson Ambia mwenye aliua Faruz hussein. So wote waliwahi kuwa chokora ,The boy was a Christian na dem alikuwa Muislamu.Vile dem alitoka kwao aliambia boys mamake alimuambia amuue. Boys vile alishikwa na usingizi akastuka akakuta dem amemshikia kisu.And that’s how he choked her to death.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It's mandatory for electronic transmission and publication of results at the IEBC online portal. The results announced at the polling station are FINAL. Why is someone afraid of his win being televised?

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

All conversations in this country should stop until we deal with this.

[James @MrJamesKe]

You livestream your political rallies, your PR stunts, and every little thing you want Kenyans to see. Lakini when it comes to live streaming elections to guarantee transparency, suddenly it becomes a problem. Hawa politicians wanatubeba aje?

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

We should reject the live-streaming Bill like the 2024 Finance Bill. Why does Ruto want to stop it now instead of 2022?

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

We must make the lives of those idiots defending this regime difficult hapa. Kwanza uyo dem amekua akijustify police killings. Na all government bloggers. They embolden this Rutos regime.

Usawa gani? Hakuna usawa. Ushenzi!

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

TUTAM brigade has sensed defeat and they want to sell us fear of HATA TUKIPIGA KURA ZITAIBIWA TU,we are not cowards,kura tutapiga,kura tutachunga na kura zetu tutaziona kwa TV.
WAKIHESABU TUNAHESABU
MSIKIMYE

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

BE ALERT:
Kenyan MPS pass amendment bill blocking IEBC from streaming live the 2027 Elections results. Kenyans will not watch live results at the polling stations and will be forced to wait for the presidential final results. Amkeni wakuu. Kura zetu zimepangwa kuibiwa.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

COPARENTING DISASTER: I've just watched one of the most heartbreaking things a co-parent can ever experience, and honestly, I'm angry. 💔

Kennedy Njau (the man below) was co-parenting three children with his ex-wife. Over the weekend, he dropped the children off at

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Facebook personality Kipz Prince En Narok has been posting death threats for a while

He now has an army of three youth, all armed with arrows

The police know, I'm sure of it, but they'll do nothing, coz that's what the boss wants... TRIBAL WAR

📺🍿
https://t.co/agocztZxYo