Kenny Formato

The Real Life Reality show.

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THIS IS A TEST. pls RT this to show us how much you love us.

We are trying to see how many people usually see our things and react to it versus those who just scroll past.

Who are you?

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

@derick_noetzel Fantastic work!

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

@SethMacFarlane One of the best shows to ever air!
Keep up the greatest works of all times!

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

@CourtneyLaun Free pour on a plane. Nice.

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

They have these voting posts, and not once have I seen a option labeled "You're Beat" they should have that option always. For obvious reasons.

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

@Carolionx3 Lol. Sounds like one too!

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

I'm scheduling an appointment through text with a customer. Me: "Hey what time is good for you?"
Customer: "2 is good, you?"
Me: "No, how 'bout 1?
Customer: "Yes, great thanks"
My phone recommended reponse..."Any time"

Oh the irony.

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

Ninjas are like a highly skilled carpenter that makes stairs; Always thinking one step ahead.

P.S. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

@Melaniieeeee ur not using ur body right

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

@Melaniieeeee 100%

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

Chalkboard paint is pretty neat. But dry-erase board paint is a game changer.

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

When K-Rock *grrrrs* (teeth grinding) at the Shuckers Christmas Tree. #dumbtree #shuckers #inthef******way

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

American Taphouse. Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas.

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

My brothers and I.

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

I use to have a pessimistic horse, he was such a neigh-sayer.

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

A woman walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for an entendre, actually make it a double. So he gave it to her.

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

Jazz in your face club closed down. Apparently everyone stopped coming.

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

They LOVE milk. But also need to breath.

[Kenny Formato @KennyFormato]

Whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked. Only in Dublin a backward poet writes inverse.