Make Me a Sandwich

Stop reading my bio and go make me a Sandwich!

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@JosephLesniak it’s time you came clean and spilled the beans on why you would risk 20 plus years as a litigator by allowing laypeople to scribe your filings. You will be known as the losing lawyer in this landmark case forever. What dirt does @nikthehat and @HongAtNight have on you that you would be compelled to turn over the power of your signature to them and their cohorts?

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@RossyPrime But who is going to eat all those sandwiches?

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@BbqLadyy @cjeasonmichigan Damn, Nik. Give it a rest!

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@AntiWokeMemes Shaming straight men into homosexual relationships. So this is what we’re doing now?

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@TheRightMelissa @DaddyFlapJacks @RepThomasMassie @luigi_warren @AIPAC @grok So is it $13 million or $169K? Which one of your statements is true?

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@SOrbit31914

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@chiky_handlr No. All of them, including our current president, regard the Constitution with contempt. They reject the idea of separation of powers and view the Bill of Rights as a road block to their agenda.

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@TrumpsHurricane

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@hodgetwins If Trump came out tomorrow as Pro-Choice, all of MAGA wouldn’t care. There’s nothing this man can do wrong in their eyes.

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@marklevinshow

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@DanyelJKing @CollinRugg

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I’ve never seen a group of politicians so obsessed with a losing primary candidate. What’s the strategy behind this?

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@TruthHammer4EVA Translation:

Republicans voted against the Constitution 23% of the time.

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@tedcruz “Ayatollah Tucker”, but you clutch your pearls over the Tel Aviv joke.

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@tedcruz Rent free. Two days removed. Are you looking to alienate every single Massie supporter?

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@marklevinshow You are a petty little man.

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@OrthoA @RepThomasMassie @tedcruz @mtgreenee Trump: “Massie is just a horrible, horrible person… probably the worst ever” (or something like that )

Massie: (Makes a relatively tame joke about his opponent’s allegiance)

MAGA: <clutches pearls> “Show some grace!”

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@realDonaldTrump He doesn’t answer to you (or Israel). Separation of Powers and stuff.

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@SunnydazeTanya @MassieforKY @KingAJ40 “Three Masters Degrees”

Yup… No Thanks.

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@Sofia50020Sofia

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@BernieSanders “HE” invested? He didn’t do squat. He begged the state to bail out the city.