Kerry Gaffney

Social Media Strategist | Content Creator | Writer | For Hire.

Baker. Rugby nut. Geek-lite.
Rarely fancy, little bit dancey.
Typos & opinions all my own.

[Kerry Gaffney @KerryMG]

“Tak does not require we think of him, only that we think”

Terry Pratchett, Thud!

#speakhisname

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@Pablocollier Yup, that's a terrible idea.

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@GreggsOfficial @kknayye Same. Can you please expand internationally. Starting with Malta, ideally Gozo.

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@mattforde Might be mad but it is genius. I'm listening from abroad and it's giving me a great insight into the situation back in the UK that I just wouldn't get any other way.

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@andy_eastfield I loved super mouse.

My mum would save the tubs and freeze orange squash in them for a very poor version of granita.

Not that I knew what that was.

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@Dee343435373736 @MatthewStadlen It's not compulsory to eat there.

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@AndreDelicata1 @elonmusk He is but only his own.

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@davetrott I prefer the pithier Yorkshire version as told to a friend by his father.

"You don't know thy's numb lad, cos thy's numb"

[WulfHelm 💙🖤 @Wulf_Helm]

A wild guess but cleaning up your fucking mess has to be top of the list.

[Mark Camilleri @markcamilleri5]

Anyone living in the Barbados who would like to help me with a big story about our ex-Prime Minister flying up to 40 bank managers and financial professionals to the island on his own expense? Contact me please.

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@johnchavens Huge congratulations!

[Mediterranean Digital Media Observatory @MEDDMOhub]

If a piece of information is only being reported from one source or one media type, it might not be the whole story. Ask yourself who produced it, why, and how it has reached you? #BeElectionSmart

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It’s meant to be.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily?

Join a union.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

“Things Can Only Get Better” by D:Ream is drowning out Rishi Sunak’s speech calling a general election.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #EUROVISION 2025.

[Flutura Kusari @fluturakusari]

To Malta-based journalists: If you are attacked in any way during this tense political momentum in Malta, get in touch with @ECPMF and @MediaFreedomEU partners. We will document your cases, provide public support, and offer you financial assistance if you are sued.

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@ManMadeMoon The only time I went on It's a Small World, I had a severe hangover, which gave a certain je ne sais quoi to the whole experience.

The panic set in when we reached the end of the ride and it started reversing.

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@That_AC @geofiasco @doctorow What a guy.

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Sunak says we don’t want an election. Please retweet if he doesn’t speak for you.