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[mel @Kete_Mel]

@tescomobile hi, is the a network problem, as I cant make any calls? ☹

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer.

[mel @Kete_Mel]

Early Christmas present ...... Best one ever......An amazing drawing of @Pink...I burst into tears 😍😍 #christmaspresent #Pink #lovepink #fanart #amazing

[mel @Kete_Mel]

@NewLookHelp hi, I tried ordering a dress on Monday when you had a tech issue, the order didn't go through but this morning on my bank statement it's showing a pending transaction from yourselves, will this money be put back into my account as the order didn't go through? Ty x

[mel @Kete_Mel]

@newlook ..all I want is one dress, your site is naff won't accept, promo code, won't, check out....nothing, it's been going on all day, you may be busy but your site should be able to cope....well you've lost my money coz I give up, wonder how many others have as well?!?

[mel @Kete_Mel]

@newlook omg.....3 times I've tried to order one dress, every time I go to pay the site crashes and it kicks me out...this has been going on since 2pm!!! #nothappy just hope the payments aren't going through!!

[Hughes @HughesDirect]

Don't forget to enter our latest competition to #WIN a Miele Blizzard CX1 Cat & Dog Vacuum Cleaner!
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[mel @Kete_Mel]

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[Hughes @HughesDirect]

Enter our latest competition to #WIN an AEG Product of the Year 2018 Washing Machine!
Simply follow us @HughesDirect & RT 🍀🎁
Ends 19/09/18, Ts&Cs apply - https://t.co/CnneDWTnDR

[Olly Murs @ollymurs]

👀😂🙈 ffs! Don’t ask me to throw confetti https://t.co/V9r3oVF87R

[mel @Kete_Mel]

@TehyaR_TKC @SherriBabeey Love you to 💖💞💗

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

#Day1

[IRIS MADE WITH LOVE @irisbeautyuk]

Our best seller IRIS ELIXIR INTENSIVE SERUM is now back in stock. Ideal for Dry, Mature, Sensitive & Combination skin. Free of sulphates & parabens. 100% natural
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[Philip Clarke @ClarkePhil]

As a teacher, I knocked myself out headbutting ceiling pretending to be a particle, star-jumping off a desk.

I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol trickled down sleeve, from my hand.

I've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming out of a bunsen.

Please don't give me a gun.

[mel @Kete_Mel]

@DebiClarkAgent Can't wait to tell her after school 😊 xx

[mel @Kete_Mel]

@DebiClarkAgent Yay!!! #exciting xx

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Staying at someone’s house:
- Lie in bed for hours waiting to hear signs of life
- Wonder if bathroom is free as you’ve needed the toilet since 6am
- Finally detect cooking smells and make your way to the kitchen
- Discover everyone went out hours ago

[mel @Kete_Mel]

@ginacarano That's just made me cry, I'm dreading the day this happens to us 😔

[mel @Kete_Mel]

@sweethoneychi @someecards