Kevin Saucier

[@rob-sheridan.com on BSky @rob_sheridan]

Respect to Rhianna for performing in a Super Smash Bros stage

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Imagine waking up to a text from Waldo that just says "my turn to find you"

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

Don’t forget about Hot Burl Summer

[Kevin Saucier @KevinASaucier]

@JonBaker You're welcome

https://t.co/J2y1z5ouLg

[The Register @TheRegister]

Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima's exclusion zone https://t.co/MGoXzqI3yz

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

are negative integers whole numbers in the mirror universe

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Windows 11 requires TPM, which several followers have been asking about.

You may be too young to remember, but The Phantom Menace was a film released by George Lucas in the Star Wars universe. It features a small boy forced into death races to make a better life for his mom.

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

Funny that’s also when I plan to buy a hot tub

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Domino’s Officially Reopens Single Pathetic Little Booth For Dine-In Orders https://t.co/zUf0afNv9u

[Rory Dungan @dungan_donuts]

@unpacker @Asher_Wolf I can't believe people are doing cyber crime with only a single monitor

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Index Finger Rips Into Toilet Paper Package Like Velociraptor Claw https://t.co/SlxXW4BUr7

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I grew up so poor we could only listen to Kool or the Gang.

[Kevin Saucier @KevinASaucier]

I feel attacked

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Body Given False Hope With First Piece Of Fruit In 9 Days https://t.co/h6GhHQCSUe

[The Onion @TheOnion]

HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock https://t.co/FUbyomjLVN

[Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam]

Very funny that the last step on the Digiorno’s box includes a picture of it next to a salad. Nice try, pal.

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

wow this dude got yeeted into his dream job

[grid flay @gridflay]

@DTram87 @katie_honan @FourGuysTalkin Pizza virtue signaling is the *only* worthwhile virtue signaling, and I will die on this pizza hill, and I'll drag your hot fruit pizza to hell with me