Kevin Gathara

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

Shida ya millennials ni ati pahali common sense is required,they apply prayers

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Btw izo maswali za "Utaoa lini" "unagraduate lini" "unapata kazi lini" is the reason people avoid you.

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Nairobi is a very dangerous taoni,an older woman has exposed his Ben 10 who has constantly been supplying her with horizontal engineering but he has been hiding their relationship and the mama decided its time for the world to know who maintains your lifestyle wueh a very short story🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Discovera KE 🇰🇪🇰🇪 @ZKesum84779]

My wife amepewa shamba kwao 3 acres. At first I was happy for her but sasa kitu ana-suggest ndo naona hai make sense.
Pesa nilikua nimesave ya kununua shamba yangu anataka aty tuendee tujengee nyumba instead ,is this good idea kujenga nyumba kwa hiyo shamba

[pain @paaiinnnn]

I don’t care if you guys agree or not but a girl with a great ass and no boobs is way hotter than a girl with big boobs and no ass

[mowjoejojo @mowjoejojo]

Kuna agent ameuza land ya 300MILLION time ya commission akaulizwa wapi EARB licence na hivyo ndo amepotelea 3% , a whooping 9 million.

[Aboki 🧃 @Abokilami]

For the final act of manipulation, the abuser pretends to be the victim.

[$𝔸𝕄𝕄𝕐🥷🏽💰 @Bigsammy4002]

If I cut you off, your success later won't make me regret it. Win all you want you're still not someone I want in my life.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

You have to face the fact that a lot of people you love don't really care about you.

[Eric @amerix]

There are boys who still kneel before girls in the name of, "Will you marry me?"

Idiots.

A woman cannot marry you, it is you marrying her.

She should kneel before you because you are doing her a favour.

Delete that stupid mentality from your head.

Refuse to be emasculated.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women are quick to call men stingy every day, but when they need help, a fellow woman is the last person they think of.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Politicians can even be neighbors in Karen, sharing a fence but when they want to insult each other, they call a rally and drive all the way to Githurai to do it there. 😂😂😂

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

Normalize not forcing people to choose you. If someone thinks they can get better elsewhere.. let them try. Respectfully.

[Keerthi Venkatesan. @keerthi_v21]

Nothing breaks my heart more than seeing elderly people navigate hospitals alone, trying to figure out labs, billing, consultations, and everything in between.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

Be okay with never ever speaking to someone again after intentional disrespect

[Aj @AJbaby_1]

My friend saw a guy she liked and immediately started forming hard-to-get.

The guy asked for her number.

She said, “I don’t normally give my number to people.”

He said, “Okay.”

And walked away. 😭

She stood there for like 10 seconds waiting for him to beg.

[Yenze Mee @yenzemee]

She came for our houses, I came for their IQ.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

if you send me a voice note, and i type back, it means i’m not doing the voice note thing with you.

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

The plan is to build a life that doesn’t collapse if anyone leaves.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Niggas wanna be providers to the same women they're competing for jobs with. It's 2026 man.