Kevin M Monologues

The Monologue. Mainstay of Grand Designs. The final stroke of an elaborate masterpiece, gracefully delivered, crushing in impact. @0point5twins / @SadFaceOtter

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Sad, but true
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@KevinMsays Without a project manager the account's life will inevitably extend beyond all deadlines - both original and revised - threatening the livelihood and relationships of the owner. To be rescued only with the last-minute trip to IKEA for scatter cushions and plastic chairs.

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My first tweet using Twitter's increased character limit.

A generous expansion that may simultaneously threaten artistic precision, yet facilitate a meandering, almost serpentine approach to the written form.

Will it also extend the life of this account? Only time will tell.

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@Dani_Feld Simply use verbose chains of additional, supplementary, further adjectives to disguise the lack of genuine sentiment.

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Grand Designs Revisited: The Iron Throne https://t.co/z4AjZeybQX #GameofThrones

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Can a cast-iron throne, forged from the swords of vanquished enemies, fit the needs of the modern aristocracy?

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Will this brash American project benefit from attempting to play its trump card?

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A daily festive feast. But with budgets & builders, feasts must be moveable. #alternativeadventcalendars (@ThePoke)

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Can a cast-iron throne, forged from the swords of vanquished enemies, fit the needs of the modern aristocracy?

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Sometimes, it's not just properties that can benefit from a bold makeover.

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I recently visited a shocking new project, whose owner, Christian, seeks to redefine 'restraint'.

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In a construction that aims to echo real-world phenomena, how far does one dare stray from nature's template?

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Just finished my Christmas Day Speech. A 102 hour epic monologue that struck a bold contrast against her Majesty's concise annual missive.

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Some of the dramatic reconfigurations that we see on the show are nothing short of magical. Others, less so.

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Sometimes, I am deeply puzzled by the decisions reached by our owners:

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Sometimes I find myself isolated by my opinions, but I refuse to step away from my unique endorsements:

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Many of you joke that women on the show often fall pregnant.

Some imply I'm responsible.

None suspect I do it using only flamboyant words.

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Some structures reach a point where no modification can redeem them. And yet some owners continue to try:

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#ff the architects of my alliteration, the masters of my monologue: @0point5twins and @SadFaceOtter

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Walls. Solid, immovable masses of rigid functionality. This project dares to challenge that cheesy stereotype:

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Multi-material hybrid constructions can be an acquired taste. This one, however, really takes the biscuit.