Kevin Lumpkin

Burlington, VT lawyer. @vtbar Board, Young Lawyers. @VTWorks4Women Board. Crossword puzzles, theater, travel. he/him. All puns intended. @kevinlumpkin on bsky

[Ryan O’Flanagan @ryanoflan]

Unfortunately I just now thought of the halloween costume Ronald Raygun

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

you’re not fooling anyone

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

"eat what's in season" the health people said

Me:

[alfie 🌝 @linguiniiiii]

i kno that clown won’t stand a chance

[Kevin Lumpkin @Kevin_Lumpkin]

@metallidan 👀 drop more menu recs

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

This must be tweeted every Halloween. I don’t make the rules

[GymterPets @GymterPets]

This is not a drill: Another doggo Stephen Nedoroscik in another NYC Dog parade! 10.0 costume!! Give it all the medals!

[LaurieWired @lauriewired]

😕

[Kevin Lumpkin @Kevin_Lumpkin]

Try out this insult: You look like your favorite holiday is Prime Day

[Kevin Lumpkin @Kevin_Lumpkin]

I hate lawyer halloween what do you mean you're offensive nonmutual collateral estoppel

[Kevin Lumpkin @Kevin_Lumpkin]

@AKBrews Mambo No. 5

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Nativity season is upon us! My son has been cast as a wise man. My daughter, on the otherhand -

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S Wordiest Man Alive will be revealed on November 13.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

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