Kevin Patrick Ames

Stubbing toes, and forgetting my name at Sears.

[David Alan Grier AKA #LeonMusk @davidalangrier]

I know what went down w Melania lifting Michelle's speech. Same thing happened when white folks stole Aunt Jemina's pancake mix! #Thieves

[𝒞𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒢𝒶𝓎 𝒢𝓊𝓎 @CGGuy44]

Orlando shooter: killed gays because of homophobia

Straights: it's not a hate crime, it's an attack on all of US!

[GOLF WANG @TvlertheCreator]

When u get sad then u remember who u are

[GOLF WANG @TvlertheCreator]

When you peep something you weren't suppose to find out and now you gotta find out more 🤔🕵🏽

[Jesse Fernandez @JesseFernandez]

"Okay henchmen, you might not know what he looks like, but his name is James Bond. No, he never uses a fake name, it's really dumb."

[Satan @s8n]

It's a half day today

[Satan @s8n]

Smh Hitlers throwing himself a surprise birthday party. I need a blunt

[Satan @s8n]

The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8 years old.

So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon me.

[Satan @s8n]

Jesus may love you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

[Kevin Patrick Ames @Kevin_The_Hun]

#DiscoverWeekly has never been more on point, thanks @Spotify #goodtunes #snowedin

[Kevin Patrick Ames @Kevin_The_Hun]

Wearing a tampon to celebrate #InternationalWomensDay #YouGoGirl #Gurl

[𝒞𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒢𝒶𝓎 𝒢𝓊𝓎 @CGGuy44]

WHY IS THIS MY LIFE!!!!!!!

[Kevin Patrick Ames @Kevin_The_Hun]

The guy in the middle on #jeopardy right now looks like he has a thing of anal beads around his neck

[Kevin Patrick Ames @Kevin_The_Hun]

The Martian #GOPMovies

[Kevin Patrick Ames @Kevin_The_Hun]

Watching #TheFuture and only ten seconds in and already crying like a fool

[chelsea adelaine hassler @chelseaadelaine]

The ultimate fingerwag of the #DemDebate https://t.co/x2XwKhZKd2

[𝒞𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒢𝒶𝓎 𝒢𝓊𝓎 @CGGuy44]

when the guy you're talking ignores you for a few days and suddenly hits you up with a 'hey ;)' text

[Kevin Patrick Ames @Kevin_The_Hun]

How I'll always remember Alan Rickman. "By Grabthars hammer, you shall be avenged." #RIPAlanRickman

[Kevin Patrick Ames @Kevin_The_Hun]

If #Grindr had an 80's parody song it would be called "Abs Without a Face" #gayfact

[Kevin Patrick Ames @Kevin_The_Hun]

#newyearsresolution is to learn Italian so I can stop sounding like a fool at Olive Garden #OliveGarden #thatsaspicymeatball