Keys Pattie

Here for a good time, not a long time. | I’m very busy

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

I’ve always been a big @USAUltimate supporter, but this masters hosting situation & lack of org cooperation (which evidently has been in effect for years) has really made me soured my belief in the system.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

I don’t get on here much anymore, but when I do, it’s to complain about @USAUltimate and the utter idiocracy that goes on there when it comes to coordinating around other high profile ultimate orgs. In this case, the @PremierUltimate and National qualifying events for masters.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

AND, I GUARANTEE if you don’t hold it the same weekend as PUL Champs, you cater to higher competition WITH MOST OF THEM being woman matching players.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

I don’t get on here much anymore, but when I do, it’s to complain about @USAUltimate and the utter idiocracy that goes on there when it comes to coordinating around other high profile ultimate orgs. In this case, the @PremierUltimate and National qualifying events for masters.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

You have more and more high level people aging up every year but still continue to make it so difficult for good players to plan & play.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

I just don’t get why the MA can’t host its own regionals if we have enough teams. The region with the most teams, should host. It literally gives you more money.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@RVAXFlatball How I feel right now after my 5-13 loss in Church Hill league finals.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@OakGroveBoyz @WashWizards @keepr_ My god consider me a season ticket holder.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@RVAXFlatball I’ve never been more excited to follow along.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@JacksonActionX @UltiPlanet Haha my god exactly.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@URspidermonkeys Love you. Good shit.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@URspidermonkeys Is that supposed to be me? Don’t even know how to spell your coach’s name?

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@URspidermonkeys @BacchusUltimate Play hard, have fun, earn respect and fail forward ♥️ sorry I couldn’t be there with you boys. Finish strong.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@URspidermonkeys @FightingGobiesM Fucking sick!!! Was very sorry to miss.

[Calvin Ciorba @calvin_ciorba]

🚨 🚨
The Ultiworld d3 team is collecting info for this upcoming season about teams in order to have the most knowledge we can and create the best possible coverage. If you can send this link to your team’s leadership it’d be much appreciated!

https://t.co/Jhtv9cJwnU

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@benbanyas Oh I’m 100% taking you up on this, even just to see what all the fuss is about.

Gotta snag a pic for our boy Lang.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@vaultultimate @viiapparelco “Dear friends” come and go, the memories will last forever.

…. Unless you choose to forget.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@FreeStyleLibre …. Say do what?!? That is just absurd.

[Keys Pattie @KeysOpensDoors]

@Ultiworld stream eta??