Kyle

[Kyle @KialLn]

You ever hear the song 2 Legit 2 quit and sign it with your hands and drop an $11 beer at your first time at Kauffman stadium?

@BryanZehm

[Kyle @KialLn]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 3 Feb 2015 (via @twi_age).

[Kyle @KialLn]

@cityofames If I use my hazards, I can just park a semi on Lincoln way at 830am in campustown?
At least it was on the downside of a hill and there are no warnings. Someone is gonna get hurt.

[Kyle @KialLn]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 3 Feb 2015 (via @twi_age).

[Kyle @KialLn]

@Venmo my friends instagram account got hacked and they’re trying to scam for money. Anything can be done? I’ve got their Venmo name.

[Kyle @KialLn]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 3 Feb 2015 (via @twi_age).

[Kyle @KialLn]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 3 Feb 2015 (via @twi_age).

[Kyle @KialLn]

@KCTV5 show the guy with the goggles!

[Jodi Long @_JodiLong_]

What’s happening with #CarsonKing is a prime example of our culture today.... constantly and intentionally looking for the bad when there’s so much good to share. Most of ya’ll better be glad social media wasn’t around when you were 16.

[Kyle @KialLn]

Hey @SaatvaMattress I bought your mattress and am recommending it to my friend. Any discount I can score for him? Hes got a king now.

[Kyle @KialLn]

What time do you punchout?

[Kyle @KialLn]

@Warboar @katieeeeebell This fucking got me to snort before 630 am! Thanks!

[Kyle @KialLn]

I remember about 2005 when my gf challenged me to write something happy about my mother. Finally, I can say i started.

[Kyle @KialLn]

@Midwesteph I read the pop down notification and snorted. This made me laugh so hard Saxon had to check on me.

[Kyle @KialLn]

I told this woman "Do not send nudes."
Literally three snaps later is tits.
Happy Sunday.

[Kyle @KialLn]

@Royals ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️

[Kyle @KialLn]

Sometimes it seems like my life is just saying 'Yes' a bunch and having a shit load of fun along the way.

Speaking of that. Anyone wanna do day drinks?

[Beezus 🙌🏻 @BeezusZeem]

@CoachHoiberg Everything in this upsets me

[Kyle @KialLn]

Fuck me up with 7 tree frogs last night.

[Kyle @KialLn]

Fake meat chorizo and beef tacos were pretty fucking good.
Cheesecake, I made, was deece.
Watching The Office for 5 hours while eating and laughing was the best.

[Kyle @KialLn]

Today involves: cheesecake, tacos, and swings. Be jealous.