Steph

brunch enthusiast, professional high-fiver, explorer, runner, puppy petter, #aeriereal

[Steph @Midwesteph]

I either need golf shoes to help my game or more beer to make me not care

[Steph @Midwesteph]

#aeriereal

[beccamals @beccamals]

My dog and I are both deaf so I try to teach her tricks in sign. I sign “nice to meet you” and then we shake paws

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Barnaby. He visits the beach often, but had never gone for a swim until today. Hopes you’re proud of him. 13/10 bye for now Barnaby #SeniorPupSaturday

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

you were gone for 30 whole seconds what was he supposed to do?

[Steph @Midwesteph]

@KialLn “I don’t have a good personality so here’s my tits”

[Steph @Midwesteph]

@queen_beetus Yep! husband is teaching me.

[Steph @Midwesteph]

I suck at golf but I did get the ball to skip all the way across the water hazard to the green 💁🏼‍♀️

[Steph @Midwesteph]

This drink tastes like I’m wearing an oversized sun hat and flowy flowery sundress while walking around the farmers market and picking out the freshest veggies and bouquet of flowers for my home that has too many plants and macrame tapestries

[Photo Guy @DesMoinesPhoto]

#DesMoines is so safe that a story of a mountain lion sighting has been dominating the news as dangerous event. That’s about as scary as it gets here and the news anchors are all excited that they have something scary to talk about. Let’s keep it this way forever.

[Steph @Midwesteph]

Okay. I’m cute. 💁🏼‍♀️☺️

[Steph @Midwesteph]

Wake up 5am. Run Half Marathon. Eat 3 tacos. Take super quick shower. Now on plane to Chicago.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Molly. She was born with rear-end paralysis, but just got some fancy custom booties to help her out. 14/10 she won’t stop smiling

[Steph @Midwesteph]

WHO THE F*CK SLURPS THEIR GAWDDAMN CEREAL LIKE ITS HOT SOUP?!? The guy next to me at hotel breakfast. These people actually exist

[Steph @Midwesteph]

We might have to rename our guest room into the gloat room 😉

[Steph @Midwesteph]

Loving all the recyclable materials @dunkindonuts uses. but only trash bins available at location 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Aerie @Aerie]

do you ever be like

aerie aerie
aerie aerie aerie
aerie aerie
aerie aerie
aerie aerie
aerie aerie
aerie

😉

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Benny. He’s still working on crate training. A little self-conscious because other dogs his age already have the hang of it. 12/10 ignore them Benny you’re doing great

[Steph @Midwesteph]

Because after running 19.3 miles, why not walk all the parks of Disney World