Kiama

[Cudii🥭 @_griftine]

kuna racism ya nduthi imetokea, inaitwa nduthism,
Hii ni beef ya Nduthi ya stima na ya Petrol 😂

[Kamau @josephkamau_]

The plaintiff was quietly seated in the matatu ~ @Mr_Guantai

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

This Mexico vs England second half , absolute cinema

[gam @mbafraaude]

Un placer twitteros brasileños. Nos habéis dado semanas históricas. Nos vemos en 4 años.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

"I saw you and you didn't even say hi"

Me walkin down the street:

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Endrick: “Can I sit in the back of the car?”

Ancelotti:

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The World Cup GOAT battle

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

“Ancelotti ¿qué prefieres enseñarle física cuántica a un mono o poner a Endrick de titular?”

Ancelotti:

[່ @pxrcyishim]

mfs that watched the south korea vs czechia at work today

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Big bro told me about Tshabalala, I will tell my kids about Shithole

[RIICHIE @The_RIICHIE]

RWs with career hatricks:

Olise — 1
Amad — 1
Yamal — 1
Saka — Hmmm

[Harmo @harmkimkim]

Walitaka kubeba Champions League na possession ya 24.7%

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Tuliwahi ingia strip club na my G huko Westlands. Lap dance ilikuwa 250kenyattas na one night stand na them whores ilikuwa 36 large. Whores walikam meza yetu kufanya mambo yao. Tulimbao tukaanza kuwaguza clit na manoti za chwani. Long story short, whores walihepa ju ya paper cuts

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

POV: The professor opening my exam realizing he's the dragon warrior

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

Condoms dont really guarantee full protection during sex. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got shot by the girls boyfriend.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[TC @totalcristiano]

CRISTIANO RONALDO WHAT A GOAL! 🤯