Last weekend ~ 2 funerals in Nyamira
This weekend ~ Eldoret & Nandi
This coming Thursday ~ another funeral in Kisii
Gari inapiga mileage kama ENA coach
26km/l while doing an average of 120km/h highway cruising
Finance experts,why is it that Kenya has the strongest currency compared to Japanese Yen while in terms of development wametupiga 10 nil? On the other hand,Ghana currency yao imetushinda but ikikuja welfare hawatuoni. How does this work?
For the bloggers excited that I have “lost” something by being fired from the KICC board, allow me to educate you.
Under SCAC guidelines, a board chair earns net of 54k honorarium per month plus 7k airtime. Sitting allowance is 14k per meeting, capped at 10 meetings a year. No pension, no perks, no executive powers.
Most chairmen are there to serve - not to survive. So blog away, and make your 527 a day.
Everyone thinks cardio is the best way to lose weight.
But this is a lie.
Here are 5 exercises to burn fat quicker (and build muscle at the same time): 🧵
Kununua sio pesa mingi shida ni Hapo running cost. 5km/l means if you live 25km from work kila siku ni 50/5=10 10L x 180 ni 1800.
Mwezi moja fuel only bila weekends na kwenda ocha ni 45,000.
Ukiweka maintenance na insurance Luwere luwere
Stronger men than me exist out here
To my friends & foes,
When my mum suffered from painful & debilitating CANCER for long & which she succumbed to, most of my friends & acquaintances didn’t look for me. Ofcourse my BFFs were there. So, I don’t understand when they lose their kin & distant relatives, they want to add me to Funeral WhatsApp Groups!
At my age, I don’t seek new friendships or favors. So, if you didn’t call or look for me when I was taking care of & buried my mum, don’t look for me when you lose a kin or friend! I am tired of the invitations.
It is life!
JKIA is the entry point & window to Kenya. Kenya is a struggling middling economy. To therefore make ALL parking pay machines CASHLESS ONLY is plain stupidity! By law, our currency in both paper & coins is legal tender. But refusing use of cash or coins in parking metres is violating the Constitution & the law. And not everyone has mPesa. And to expect foreigners coming in for short visits & may have leased self-driven cars to register on eCitizen is illogical. Imagine going to Hungary for short term visit & their payment points there don’t accept cash but you have to register in Government e-payment system to pay cashless for all services including parking services! No other Country tries so much like Kenya to sabotage itself. That every payment must be cashless only is the highest economic naivety. JKIA must offer all visitors & Travellers all choices of payments in all its services including parking metres!
Corporate life singewezana aki. Umama iko huko ni mingi sana,Kama sahii washaashonewa shati za vitenge za kuenda end of year party that is compulsory in some overpriced restraurant that you're not supposed to overdrink because you might endup telling the HR she has sweaty armpits
Sheer arrogance, hubris & sycophancy of ODM Ministers & MPs against perceived enemies of the Broad-Based Government is proof that in electing William Ruto, Kenya dodged a bullet!
It is shameful that as we launched the 16 Days of Activism, a chauvinist continues to show zero respect for women. If your mother, wife, or daughter were nominated, would you still liken them to prostitutes?
The women of Riabai Ward in Kiambu County should recall this man and replace him with a woman as soon as @IEBCKenya is set up. Women are nominated to uphold the constitution, not based on their personal lives.
Did all these distinguished gentlemen sleep their way to their nominations?
1. Kenya's 4th President
2. Current @KeTreasury CS Hon. John Mbadi
3. Former KNUT boss Hon. @Sossion_wilson
#RespectWomen
If we want Luhya men to vote politicians who will transform Luhya land,
— Just ban that radio program called Patana, and you will see the anger in Luhya men.
They love that dumb-arse program that they can delay to go to work just to listen to which man has been dumbed by his wife.
A Luhya man has become a docile sloth.
He only cares about two things:
• His PENIS
• His STOMACH
In Luhya land, sex-enhancement pills are sold like groundnuts because the mindset of a Luhya man is a phallic mindset.
He only thinks about where to ejaculate next.
A Luhya man is only preoccupied with ejaculating in every woman he meets.
The bed is a luhya man's favourite office.
Also, as long as a Luhya man has eaten a big ugali, he will not disturb anybody.
As a result, they have become FAT, ugly, annoying, angry, and argumentative.
He can argue about anything and nothing.
He has also become jealous, especially if the brother is doing well.
He has the heart of Cain of the Bible.
He will accept to be given money by a stranger to betray and persecute his blood-brother.
He will not buy anything from his brother's shop but will come to borrow on credit.
"Bro, owefu, mbekho."
The mbekho mbekho behaviour which is also rampant in the Luhya politicians.
Luhya men have become an embarrassment, not just to their wives, but to their children.
Luhya men,
LISTEN,
CHANGE or PERISH
#ManDay
I noticed currently this big hotels in the country are now opening up to the public without even booking, today you can walk in to Kempinski , Sankara or Panari without any preservation and they are all competing who gives the best on Sundays buffet
Kenyans will never ask for advice before investing in online scams because they fear if they inquire, others will also benefit and the 'share' wont be enough. The only time we hear about some guys who invested Ksh. 100 to earn Ksh. 200 is after the scammers vanish.