Carson🏔

going to hell in style

[Carson🏔 @KidEsparza]

In Indonesia, being problematic is actually a sought after personality trait apparently

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

are we still allowed to grab somebody sexy and tell them hey give me everything tonight or is that no longer allowed in 2026

[Carson🏔 @KidEsparza]

Asked my coworker: “who ordered the cum burger?” (Burger with hella extra aioli on it).

Turns out he ordered the cum burger and was in the kitchen to grab his food.

[؟؟؟ @fuckjagan]

niggas with tourette’s only got bad ticks why yall not bussin out a couple “hoorays” perhaps a “woohoo”

[🤠 @will_selecta]

Just blew vape smoke in a baby's face and the baby said "nice adult binky you worm" and whipped out a cig

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

hmm, my lab grown sentient fungus version of you made that exact same observation yesterday. it’s getting faster than you…

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

if im not exceptional i’ll just kill myself

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(The Erotic Time Traveler) When’s pussy is this

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

yeah im one of the swamp enemies. got my club got my poison damage. fucking love mud dude. its the swamp

[jake @wormpuller]

Man I was high as fuck last night

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

@TMZ Oh so now it’s illegal to sell drugs what’s next

[Carson🏔 @KidEsparza]

@kingpminch

[frick @gofrickurself]

If she’s your girl why is she tickling my fancy

[frick @gofrickurself]

Spiritually I’m in the psych ward

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[Carson🏔 @KidEsparza]

It’s always so ironic to meet Women who’s entire personality is hating men. It’s like baby girl you DO realize that’s still Male-Centered. Right?

[Carson🏔 @KidEsparza]

What they be putting in Oreos man this shit tastes like drywall

[Carson🏔 @KidEsparza]

@LeagueOfLeaks Rip kennen mid

[Carson🏔 @KidEsparza]

Somewhere out there is a freshman in high school who was born on 11/11/11 and has chosen to make it their whole personality

[Carson🏔 @KidEsparza]

She wam bam on my shangalang til I sha La La on her thing