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Bits & Atoms

[Gabe @KidRucha]

They’ve declared war on testicles. The agenda? To drain every ounce of masculinity from men who still stand firm. Not me. Not today.

[K24TV @K24Tv]

Omtatah claims Ruto has borrowed Ksh4.8T illegally

[WiseMan @yalla_ke]

The 6th hata sita sita kuwafunga.

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Siku tutatoa Wantam and Sakaja, Kenyans will be hopeful like New Yorkers and Mamdani.

Maraga atakuwa anafanya basics na tunaanza kulia tukikumbuka vile tuliteseka na wantam.

That Kibaki 2003 hope that had grandparents going back to school will be nothing compared to this

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

MP Ndindi Nyoro: Vocal in the media but absent when it counts https://t.co/jZ3gHglElB

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

REAL TALK: strength training is damn
good for your mental health.

[Martha Karua @MarthaKarua]

Yes by “We the People “

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

For three months, we crossed 43 counties. We did not go to talk, we went to listen.

What we heard was clear: Kenyans are tired of broken promises, tired of corruption eating their future, tired of watching their children leave the country to find work that should exist here at home.

This is the voice of the Nation. Watch, and let us take this country back together.

🎥 https://t.co/THxWkya8lw
#UkatibaCaravan #UGM2027

[Every nigga deserves @ENIGGADESERVES]

Happy Juneteenth, my nigga.

[World Cup 2026 @ofootball__]

In Cape Verde, a grand tribute was paid to Vozinha

[Noorie @Nurapost]

If you're a first son, I pray you make it in life.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Ndindi Nyoro na Moses Kuria hakuna tofauti.

Find yourself new heroes.

[Valoresense @Valoresense]

Arman actually gave him a RAM truck 😆

📸 @Justin_Gaethje

[🫧 @sijuagain]

Let it all work out

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Then teach her. Word is easy. 3 weeks max ushajua mpaka mail merging. That's how easy it is. We're all beginners at something. Hii maisha ni kufunzana, sio kupost learners for twitter likes. Imagine if I came to mock the interns I've trained at the hospital.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Whom are you voting for?

I am voting Maraga.

[Billy @MwangiHub]

Finance Bill 2026.

Out of 347 MPs, only 162 showed up to vote on one of the most consequential pieces of legislation affecting millions of Kenyans.

122 voted YES
40 voted NO
185 MPs were absent

If only 162 MPs can determine the future of the country's finances, then Kenyans have every right to ask:

Why are taxpayers funding 347 MPs when nearly half the House is missing during critical national decisions? 🇰🇪

[Music @Music]

Fly high, Tay Keith 🕊️

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ndindi Nyoro didn’t vote No on the Finance Bill. On the last finance bill, he also voted YES again. Fence-sitter.

[Niyetsel @niyetsel]

Confirm.

[🔮 @Cosmicenergy_]

Maybe you’re in the middle of what you prayed for.