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Aubrey Graham, Drake, Champagne Papi, 6 God, Drizzy 🦉😍🫴

[fr-kimani @KimaniFr]

Everybody goes through something it's all about perseverance🐐💕

[Rash ™ @Rashousmane]

Going through Kenya and Zimbabwe Twitter last night

[King Half Thoughts ♿️ @teemadzika]

God finally addressed the elephant in the room

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

@WilliamsRuto Oguda once said...

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Hapo kwa line ya kupiga kura nitabeba matoke , nikiona unatamani ivi najua wewe ni mganda na tutakuweka mafimbo hadi kampala. Chesaa!

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

wished my ex the worst and we ended up back together

[Führer★𓃗♔ @V_Sovereign0]

Masaa kama hii next year bank account itakuwa inasoma 4million going up, Legally.

[P🌻 @mv33____]

Things women should be given for free
1. Sanitary pads
2. Guns

[Debby @realdebby10]

Asking for an HIV test result during the talking stage is very valid.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mimi naye I will never fuel at Stabex. Hiyo nayo niliapa. I would rather climb a boda with a Mtungi on my head and go for fuel 10 kms away where Astrol is. Fuck that president of yours

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Kwa sisi payslip holders, tunakatwa:

30% for payee
6% for NSSF
2.75% for SHA
1.5% for afakable housing

40% of my payslip

16% VAT applied on everything.

56% of my earnings go to gava. 11/20 workdays gone.

Alafu some mathafakin tutam blogger has audacity to open their mouth.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Switching purses as a woman is risky business you could leave your whole life in the other bag and not realize until you need something.😭😭

[k @ysljennii]

me because tommorow is monday again

[Franc™ @Its_franc_]

Hii Elnino walisema ni mvua ama Jua?

[Drebae @Drebae_]

May all the money I irresponsibly SPEND come back to me multiplied by TEN.

[El Diaz @SoyDaniloDiaz]

Todo es urgente en el mundo corporativo, excepto el reconocimiento y el aumento de sueldo.

[Benzo🦈 @_BenzoW]

Growing up is realising that you need to be asleep by 22:00 if you want to have productive days.

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[honestly. 🧍🏽‍♀️ @dxbbiie]

Petition to make sticky notes stickier

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

''When I start working, I will save half of my salary every month"

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

this is every eldest daughter’s dream. to be seen, known and cared for without having to explain herself