K Guth

The Office & Chipotle are life. Sour cream is the best food. Love glitter, corgis, squirrels, pink, and penguins. Tweet about random stuff & sometimes poker. 🦄

[K Guth @Kimothy61623]

@milphy There was some really good fog in JC this morning too, but I was late for a meeting so couldn’t snap a pic ☹️

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@VanessaKade Peaky Blinders, but recommend captions 🤣

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beyond excited for #blankspaceTV #wonderlandTV #iwishyouwouldTV and all the vault tracks!!!! Is it October 27 yet?! #1989TaylorsVersion

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

If cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

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Lady that just made my iced Americano pronounced it “American O” not sure if she was trying to be funny or not but it made my morning 🤣

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@pokerface_ash_ Congrats!! Way to go!!

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@senordinosaur Roses - Alyssa Reid

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@ZachWLambert

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@lizzo True American, Circle of Death, or Power Hour

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@ptung8 I’ve had so many people recently, too, saying stuff like “oh I was vaxxed or you were vaxxed and still got it” OMG it doesn’t prevent you from getting it, how many times we gotta explain science?!?!

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@RobDenBleyker Hopefully not and this is going more of a Transformers way

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@pokerface_ash_ I had a guy buy chips from me one time and I set the cash on the rail for a sec. A SPIDER crawled out of the stack of cash. Not a small one. So glad I didn’t put it directly in my bag😳

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I’ve officially reached the holiday Bermuda Triangle: had a chocolate covered graham cracker for breakfast.

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Such valid points 👏🏻👏🏻

[Sense & Edibility @EdibleSense]

Just a reminder: charcuterie means prepared meats from a butcher or cured meats.
Your veggie tray is crudité. Your dessert tray is a grazing board or whatever. Your cheeseboard is a cheeseboard.
Thank you for your attention.

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@CatWorkers Getting that paypurr 🤑

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@ptung8 I still don’t understand why Sid thinks he can pull off a mustache!

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@ptung8 Both. Both are more insecure.

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This is the best solution I’ve seen thus far.

[isabel (taylor’s version) @cmtswift]

okay hear me out — what if everyone with a ticket puts a fan without a ticket on their shoulders and we wear a really long trench coat

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@trendykendy__ Omg I knew they looked familiar but couldn’t place it 🤣