Szass Tam

Regent of Thay, Zulkir of Necromancy #LichesGetWitches

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

I may or may not have closed the gate I used coming back from #Avernus #dnd

[Satan @s8n]

MY TWITTER HAS BEEN FIXED!! SATAN IS BACK IN BUSINESS

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

@ArchlichEternal @KtuluRob @AlbertoPupo84 @DnD_Lich @lich @Larloch1 @YaNightmareTam @KingAzalinRex I have never carried a staff with a goat skull.

Remedying!

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

@StrahdVonZ Even the undead need to rest.

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

Adventurers are the worst. #dnd #lichproblems

[Vecna @ActuallyVecna]

To the fools who infiltrated my scriptorium and destroyed the long and ancient scroll locked away in thirteen chests: THAT WAS NOT MY PHYLACTERY, IT WAS THE PASSWORD TO MY TWITTER ACCOUNT.

AFTER 662 RESET ATTEMPTS, I AM BACK!

(Pictured: Me, waltzing back into your timeline.)

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

The best Queen. #QueenofThay

[Amber, Queen of Dragons @Farore_RPG]

*The wizard having a nonchalant chat with the warlock*

“I decided to dip a little bit into necromancy.”

Hi, I’m Amber, and I support casual necromancy. 🔮💀✨
#DnD

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A piece of moon rock given to Ireland by President Nixon was accidentally discarded after the Dunsink Observatory caught fire in 1977. It is still in Finglas landfill somewhere, and nobody has found it yet.

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

Big mood:

[Dark Lords | Monsters | Villainy | Sith | Books @darklordjournal]

If we impart only one Dark Lord secret to you in this lifetime, let it be this:

DON'T TELL ANYBODY YOUR DAMN SECRETS OR THEY'LL STEAL YOUR DAMN RINGS AND THROW THEM INTO DAMN VOLCANOES.

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

@Farore_DnD For starters, my Queen. 👑🖤

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

Grats, mortal! Got a spot on my right in Thaymount with your name on it when you're ready for a real promotion. Ruling Dragons is probably great, but I offer a nation of souls 💀

#badlichesss

[Amber, Queen of Dragons @Farore_RPG]

THIS NURSE GOT HER PROMOTION!
#BossAssLich

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

@ArchlichEternal @npc_an @StrahdVonZ @Larloch1 @VlaakithCLVII The living are so lively until we're done.

Keeps the paperwork down, though.

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

Start by removing the Celestial wings. Next, using a mixture of alchemy and powerful sorcery, adhere said wings to the back of any tiefling. Last, transfer my consciousness in to tiefling.

#LunchWithLiches

[OMEGA “CB" JONES @CritBard]

We always talk about the idea of a fallen angel but never an ascended demon. I’ve had thoughts of a tiefling celestial warlock with this very concept in mind but then I had another idea —

Akin to the fallen aasimar, how would you make an ‘ascended’ tiefling subclass? Thoughts?

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

@Larloch1 Something I took from Greeth: if it shares coastline with Waterdeep, it's too close to Waterdeep. Plus, Omin Drahn of #AcqInc operates there. He's legit crazy. #dnd #cteam

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

I wouldn't mind getting my hand-bones on a few of those undead large-mouthed lizards I've heard about, myself. They'd look great guarding Thaymount. #dnd

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

Finally someone who understands the complexities of being functionally immortal. #dnd #badlichess

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

The 'Night King' ain't got shit on me. #dnd #GoT #lichplease

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

The Harpers are a bunch of tattle-tales anyway. #dnd

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

@DnD_Lich Opt in. Birds of a feather, after all.

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

That sounds a lot like an old.. just old, actually.

Hey @DnD_Lich, tag 🖤

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

Fuckin' Cyric. #lichplease #dnd

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@KingofThay Yes, but there is a time and place. For instance, do NOT kill a god or goddess of magic unless you have literal, figurative, and metaphysical safety nets in place.

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

@ArchlichEternal A POWERFUL NEED IS AWAKENED

[Szass Tam @KingofThay]

This begets a powerful feeling where my heart used to be. #dnd #lichess

[Life at Lvl 50 @vmskald]

@ArchlichEternal
@JoshuaMSimons
What think?