Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur

LichTip: Some of us chose immortality because there is still so much to read. Collector of comics, manga, books, Ioun Stones, arcane secrets, souls. #Patron.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@BrennanLM You made this hell-site better with your presence.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@AskShemeshka @ArchlichEternal @ActuallyVecna He most certainly cannot. Too many tentacles.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@ArchlichEternal @AskShemeshka @ActuallyVecna Clothing, like mortality and the concerns thereof, is a distraction. Fashion became irrelevant after Iouluam slipped into that slinky little Elder Brain number. Can’t top the literal drip of a ceremorphosis pool.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@DnDBeyond Stop. Lying.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@LiamQDH @YoDanno The lack of competition would have been droll.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@JackGogsbane @YoDanno It’s because he likes to gamble. I do not.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@ArchlichEternal @YoDanno “Learned” is a generous choice of word, but I shall say no more, due to various non-disclosure clauses.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@DarkLordAzalin @ArchlichEternal @baroviancnw @StrahdVonZ @ActuallyVecna @VlaakithCLVII @KingofThay Alas.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@ArchlichEternal @baroviancnw @StrahdVonZ @ActuallyVecna @VlaakithCLVII @KingofThay @DarkLordAzalin As long as both sides agree, no hiring Arcanoloths. I have appointments to keep, and the bribes get irritating.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@OregonRolledA20 A sad Cainith Mandolin that only plays breakup songs… I knew one of those once. Like a depressing jukebox.

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

Made a donation, and invite you to as well. My heart goes out to all the trans youth out in Texas.

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[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@snickelsox Nostalgia is a chain. The past dies nightly, to be reborn into the present upon waking, with the future snapping at its heels.

You are the potential of now. Determine who you will be today, enforce it upon tomorrow. You are only the dead if you choose it.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@slapjellyfish Imagine there is a child that irritates you. It is noisy, thoughtless, and rude. It pesters you endlessly, and the parents do nothing.

You give the child a wand of fireballs, and send it on its merry way. It scampers home.

If you must be distracted, be amused.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@ArchlichEternal

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@negaoryx Robes. Always fashionable, easy to modify, and oh so freeing.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@newbiedm KILL. KARSUS. IMMEDIATELY. TELL IOULUAM HE WAS CORRECT, AND THEN SLAY HIM AS WELL.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@JoshuaMSimons It’s a living. Well, not really, but the sentiment remains.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@StrahdVonZ I very rarely smile at the misfortune of my fellow liches, as I am above such pettiness.

McConnell is an exception, and his suffering is long overdue.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@WebDMshow Consummate “survivor” and gemstone enthusiast.

[Larloch, Shadow King of Jiksidur @Larloch1]

@JoshuaMSimons Animate Dead, now you have a halfling sized jerky golem.