Former Melonheads star RB Kenny Kawaguchi reached an agreement today on a record deal with the Fishes, who are awarding him with a three-year, $67 million deal that includes $67 million guaranteed and makes him the highest paid running back in BYS history!
THUS SAYETH THE HOOPS NERD, @hansenjames, in the book of Basketball, Chapter 4, verses 15-17:
βIf thou art within 2 to 3 feet of the rim, and thou dost not slam it down thou hast sinnedβ¦and ye must repent. Thou SHALT cram the basketball upon the heads of thine enemies!β
NO IT DIDNβT. I HATE THE AI DOOM POSTING FOR ENGAGEMENT. π€¬ Do these people actually USE AI in SaaS B2B contexts? It is NOT wiping out thousands of jobs. Get real.
Got a cold call
Decided to answer it
βDad, can you please pick me up from soccer? Practice ended an hour agoβ
Click.
No thanks.
Iβve never made money βpicking up my kidβ from βsportsβ
Iβd rather focus on networking with billionaires or optimizing my personal brand