Kinywa G

First Things First, I'm Different.
Humourmonger.
Self Unemployed.
Full Time Genius, Part Time Moron.
Brillionaire.
I Put Sense in Nonsense.

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

Kuna Dawa // Esther Wahome “@MissMukabi: So Sick // Ne-Yo”

[☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ☬ @Shavin_]

A local area network run by whores. not sure tho "@Kinyua__: What does Wolan actually mean?"

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

@njokingumi Wewe unafaa kupigwa ngumi tu

[Cheers and Beers @Henny_InaTeaCup]

Talking to him about it and finding ways to make sex more interesting. Also, we will come up with ways to help him last longer. Don't do the genital play with someone if you are going to make them feel embarrassed for their weaknesses. https://t.co/TVQXtqdMYf

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

Most Nairobi estates look like this https://t.co/yLvB1Nb4Tf

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

This is Gumba Estate, a middle class estate. Most of us, Nairobi residents live in slums that we call “estates”. Unplanned housing, no footpaths, no playgrounds, zero social amenities, no garbage collection, but we are fine with it because we don’t know better. Ignorance is bliss

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

Mbona wazazi huwa hawataki kuona mtu amepumzika?

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

@Eryr_ 😂😂😂

[Naomi Mutua 🐾❤️ @AKenyanGirl]

These are the selfless heroes we need today.
@kwskenya, please recognize Ranger Philip Wesa. His act of selflessness is above and beyond his call of duty, and deserves the highest accolades.

#Mashujaa

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

Juja kunanyesha mbura ya mbembe

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

Sex is life. Literally, technically, as a matter of fact!

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

@Kianangih 😂😂😂😂😂

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Hatukuwa stream moja , wewe ulikuwa stream West ya wasee hawashiki kitu hakuna vile tungecollide na wewe. Nlikujua ju ya vile uliambiwa na Esther ati upate marks 250 ndo umuongeleshe 😭😭😂😂 https://t.co/vZgPl2dJ1P

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

I saw this once and I was like wtf.. But they do have legit reasons https://t.co/KwiQ4lc51k

[Amoxyl @Amoxycylin]

I went to the barber shop today, and, a guy came to be shaved with his own shaving machine, hair oil and towels. 😭😭😭

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

I'll tell you when but not today Satan! https://t.co/ogKNDAGMfg

[Satan @s8n]

Instead of saying ‘not today, Satan’ how about you tell me when? smh I have a busy schedule.

[Goofy @_Austo_]

As long as i cum, if you don't cum that's your fucking problem by the way. We started at the same time

[let's get it Dan @Danielki_]

Ungesema tu hio page ni Khali sana https://t.co/nPJp4RrOYY

[Wild Bill Hickok @Edubudaboss]

That's better than saying "Do you know who my father is?" https://t.co/Xqu9HRnq13

[Myles. @iam_olet]

Juu mafans wa Game Of Thrones wako na dragons? "@Dr_Huey: Alafu 99% of top gear fans in Kenya hawana gari.

Hii ni observation tu"

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

@CalebKaruga You mean makorofia ma muciarithanio ama?

[Kinywa G @Kinyua__]

Aiyaiya.. Sijui nianze agribusiness nini.. https://t.co/oatDADRWty

[Geofrey Mwangize @mwasbiz]

@Kinyua__ makodofia at 2 dollars me fren https://t.co/xROtzNm5mN