KirbyCapri2K

Support goats in coats.

[KirbyCapri2K @KirbyCapri2K]

well for me
Twitter's been abnormally helpful
after the way my friend had trouble.

however,
another service another friend is using
has screwed things over today.

jus can't catch a break us guys.

[KirbyCapri2K @KirbyCapri2K]

i can believe that

[Maria the Polynoid - Pan/Poly Furry Sonic Vore Fan @MariaThPolynoid]

steals toe-stealer

[Nauru🔞 Pearlfish furry & vore pred @NauPearlfish]

VORAPHILES

ARE

CONFUSING

[KirbyCapri2K @KirbyCapri2K]

Appreciated but you did not quite understand.

[ブラウザランド @browser_land]

@KirbyCapri2K Goats are so cute! thank you for watching my sheep

[KirbyCapri2K @KirbyCapri2K]

my comment is only an insult if you're lying.
you didn't think this through.

[Crazypixel @ChimidoroWonka]

@KirbyCapri2K I'm inexperienced in modeling, but I'm doing it because I like modeling.
It doesn't matter if it's unsuitable or if you have talent or not.
Also, there is no right to say anything about you who is not making any effort.

[KirbyCapri2K @KirbyCapri2K]

Okay, Captain Smooth, chill.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

but then i would have no girlfriend.
pizzas can always be replaced,
they're a dime a dozen.
Maria, she's one of a kind.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

it's not about being the best around
or the best in town
it's about being the best you can be
for your special someone
you see?

[KirbyCapri2K @KirbyCapri2K]

the cigarette thing is just rude

[cizdude @cizdude]

@FarFetchedShow #FarFetchedShow

[KirbyCapri2K @KirbyCapri2K]

there's something to be said here,
but i'm not going to be the one to say it.

[KirbyCapri2K @KirbyCapri2K]

oh you are going to be disappointed

[Yttrium Iron Garnet Microwave @YIGerMicrowave]

*inhales..*

[KirbyCapri2K @KirbyCapri2K]

enjoy being the worse person

[Yttrium Iron Garnet Microwave @YIGerMicrowave]

same

[Yttrium Iron Garnet Microwave @YIGerMicrowave]

well if you need blood..,

[🔞 Ebarin the non-binary anthropomorphic dromedary @EbarinCamel_]

there's already a sprite animation of that.
-and a comic.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

or just Ralf from SNK.

[Yttrium Iron Garnet Microwave @YIGerMicrowave]

well yeah.
no good after you've eaten it.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

So @GreencoatSam at Starbucks be like
"I am the stag of this herd,
so if you don't like it, you can leave."

Not Dave:
"Employee, I am the manager."

The only guy that matters:
"DID I FUCKING STUTTER?!"

[KirbyCapri2K @KirbyCapri2K]

real witches don't use money.
they trade goods directly.
also they are self-sufficient
and don't pay taxes.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why can’t witchcraft defeat inflation!?

[Yttrium Iron Garnet Microwave @YIGerMicrowave]

reminds me of the Space Marines I blew up.

[KirbyCapri2K @KirbyCapri2K]

court would decide that
the owner wasn't issuing
due care and attention.

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

Innocent. Court dismissed.

[GreencoatSam @GreencoatSam]

thank you.
you're right
and i really needed to hear that.
when you spend so much time fighting cruelty
you start to forget what really matters in life.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

that 100% looks more like @SamWamm85,
that smug bastard.
Sam I mean, not the character in this image.