Kir Noelle

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Gotta admit - I'm a little bit terrified that upholding the Constitution wasn't a unanimous decision.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Obama attracting 1.8 million people to his inauguration or Trump attracting 80 people to his 250th anniversary celebration, both presidents attracted unusual numbers of people to their signature events.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ossoff: "The president was so humiliated in Hormuz he threw his toys out the stroller and refused to sign the affordable housing bill. That's after he gave some felon donor a no bid contract for the reflecting pool and it filled up with algae, which for some reason required the deployment of the National Guard. And then because of his war and tariffs, inflation rose to over 4%. He promised to bring down prices on day one, do you remember that?"

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

An otter that's super clingy with its owner is adorable.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

The Department of War has been renamed to the Department of Direct Deposit.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ossoff on Trump calling him "Os(jerk!)off" -- "I didn't think it was his best work as far as nicknames go. But more to the point, he is increasingly unstable. And I think it flows the fact that he is globally humiliated from this failed war."

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country they defeated 50 times in one war.

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Deposing Attorney: Do you regret that people lost income to support their lives? 

DOGE Bro: “No. I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from $2 trillion to close to zero.”

Deposing Attorney:  Did you reduce the federal deficit?

DOGE Bro: “No, we didn’t.”

Deposing Attorney: So you weren’t able to reduce the federal deficit and you still don’t regret that people lost some of their livelihood based on your actions?

DOGE Bro: “No.” 🤦‍♀️

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Put whoever’s writing Jon Ossoff’s speeches in charge of the DNC

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Republicans calling Talarico dangerous while nominating Ken Paxton is like warning people about the health risks of blueberries while smoking meth through a leaf blower.

Pls read, subscribe, & share: https://t.co/E0bpO3QAmd

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: He’s trying to put his face on the money. He's building a monument to himself . But see, Atlanta, he's doing these things now because no one will honor him when he’s gone… because he's a failed president and a national disgrace.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert: “I think Ken Paxton is the most corrupt Attorney General we've had in my lifetime.”

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate.

Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

KITTEN NAMES NEEDED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. https://t.co/3JaIBW7sg5

[Kir Noelle @KirjoteC]

@TheBloggess Gendered or gender neutral name preferred? Personality traits? This picture just makes me think sweet-precious-baby-angel-pumpkin-pie-muffin-cutie. But deep in my heart I believe they deserve a dignified moniker, even if the nicknames will inevitably be adorable.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Best offense opportunity for Democrats in a while is that for the next 7 months they’re going to have some really pissed off lame duck Republicans to potentially work with. Get these guys while they’re in YOLO mode!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump: We lost 13 people. In other wars, you lost hundreds of thousands of people. I get a kick when I look at somebody on television and they say, 'he's lost 13 people.'