Fat Kitty

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@OJRenick @Martini_19999 @Cboe @CNBC Sister, keep yo grubby hands off mah man!!

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@sonusvarghese JK Btw... Love your work <3

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@sonusvarghese Hey man, I followed @CC_Rachel_eth based on your suggestion and now I lost all of my money

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@0xClintbeast @AnimeDayTrader @kunoo Clearly he’s well cultured

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@BullandBaird @BillWiIdin It sounds like Bill's wife is checked out. Maybe because hes a grown man with an Eminem profile picture.

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@OJRenick He will forever me symbolic to meeee

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@JPATrades LOL!!!!!

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@ryu_tay @RyanDetrick Tell us you missed out on a record-setting rally without telling us... just put the fries in the bag bro

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@OJRenick This is awesome!!! Are you going to do do your Risk Radar for CNBC too ?

[@aaronjmars @aaronjmars]

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer

- polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded

- the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit

- then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max

- temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges

hyperstitions.

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@OJRenick Oh crap I just saw you said it my B

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@OJRenick And so is OJ!!!

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@MarcelNatsonJr @BullandBaird That is not nearly. "Nearly" is situational even in aviation. That planed moved 2 inches and the truck had 6 business days to clear the path.