GuyWithLegs

[kaz 🛰️ @qasmokez]

step 1: cover yourself in oil

[c4 @c4bobao]

Levi Ackerman se tivesse nascido no Brasil

[Soldier_Boy 🛡 @King_Lunariano]

*Flávio hipotético ganha as eleições*

Renan Santos dia 1 de janeiro:

[Josh 🦬 @___mithrandir_]

In those days, there was no king in Israel. Every man did what was right in his own eyes.

[seonghwa marciano verdinho das antenas longas @IYDKMlGTHTKY]

#cleptotwt colheita de hj meninas 💖

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

Dracula weeping to this in his coffin with phone on full brightness

[gabriel @gabrieucarteiro]

o soldado do campo de concentração tentando achar o camundongo que eu escondi no cu pra comer mais tarde

[IsseixAsia @IsseiAsiax]

"Did you drop the vial?"

"Yes Mr President. Where's the antidote?"

"They will expect a victim of accident on site, sister"

"Understood. Slava Ukraini."

"Slava Ukraini."

[Comediante da Silva @vejosombra]

Essa foi por vc Antônio Gabriel

[Gunter3103 @Gunter31031]

Deus criou as baleias com o intuito de combaterem durante o dilúvio os dinossauros remanescentes. Por razões óbvias, as baleias tiveram dificuldade para exterminar seus inimigos, desenvolvendo assim uma estratégia que até hoje é referenciada pelos rabinos.

[𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈 @levisback]

Apoio, mas precisamos escolher OUTRA família.

[Josh the Foxxo 🦊🇺🇲🇦🇶✝️🌷 @PizzaSteve3902]

As it turns out, when the Bible says "even the rocks will cry out praise" that includes silicon wafers

[Gigachad @gigachad]

“Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.”

[GuyWithLegs @KlausH159]

@cospetachinha69 @OtherV0id Que Deus tenha misericórdia de nossas almas...

[Rem of @PMTWT @RemLCDD]

“I can’t wait for the major content update for Deadlock”

Lei Heng:

[Kirito Republican 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @SAOConservative]

“Unless Jesus himself is on the ballot, every election for all time will be between the lesser of two evils.”

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Pope just denounced naive pacifism
>True peace comes through strength and ways to fight against injustice and evil that endanger peace.

Papal truth nuke.

Tolerance of evil is not a christian virtue.

[FeelsGuy @FeelsGuy2003]

Me when the evil ass gay AIDS supervillain tells me to hate the Vicar of Christ:

[Kipling @sergeantkipling]

Scheming eunuchs negotiate a raise