N. Kling

Din pralin i chokladasken.

[N. Kling @Klingosaurus]

Det inte många vet är att Nasse i Nalle Puh har fått sitt namn efter sin politiska ideologi.

[N. Kling @Klingosaurus]

@swahnsson Hahaha vilka jävla dragningar! Lovar gott inför omstarten 😂😂😂

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

PRODUCER: Hey, did you finish writing the Batman theme song?

WRITER: *Completely forgot he was supposed to do that* Yeah. It goes, Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

PRODUCER:

WRITER:

PRODUCER:

WRITER: Batman.

PRODUCER: I love it.

[NEON @neonrated]

Understandable, he can't read.
#Parasite #BestPicture #Bong2020

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

landlords imply the existence of sealords, and most terrifying of all - airlords

[N. Kling @Klingosaurus]

@Johannabollden Han är en erkänt vis man!

[Snett inåt bakåt @snettinatbak]

Tommy hade fan alltid solen i ögonen.

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Gravy is meat lemonade

[slick @dlicj]

(answering work phone) hello you’ve reached work

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

German ghosts be like bü

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

law professor: you're currently failing your ethics class

me: *slides a $20 across the desk* how about now

[chad @badboychadhoy]

you: ant-man

me, an intellectual: uncle

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

stages of Feral Hog Twitter
1. confusion seeing everyone tweet “30 to 50 feral hogs”
2. find the tweet & assume it’s satire
3. read the tweet again & realize it’s for real
4. like and RT only feral hog tweets for 12 hrs straight
5. become 30 to 50 feral hogs

[brent @murrman5]

[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??

[lindsay is neomeruru.bsky.social @neomeruru]

me, opening twitter: I wonder what surreal thing we've latched onto today to self-medicate from the horrors of observing the greatest crises of the anthropocene era
twitter: thirty to fifty feral hogs
me: ah, good, thank you.

[dan @cig_influencer]

take me down to the paradise city
where the hogs are feral and there's 30-50