Kathleen Kruczkowski Martin

Twitter is for sports, Buffalo, & occasional political nonsense.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Was everyone who attended the Bills game last a night a building inspector?

[Mitch⚔️🦬 @SwampAss_Mitch]

@cookedbyshakir

[Kathleen Kruczkowski Martin @Kmk81975]

@BuiltInBuffalo_ @DuaneS39 @LAASportsEnt Rich people doing rich people things 🤣 (still love them)

[Kathleen Kruczkowski Martin @Kmk81975]

@NHL No goal! 1999

[Kathleen Kruczkowski Martin @Kmk81975]

@katavalanche8 I’ve never wanted something more

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet it feels good as hell to be a fat bear floating down the river

[Kathleen Kruczkowski Martin @Kmk81975]

@TheBillsGuys Marketing decision because neutral-ish colors will sell better world wide?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Gillian Anderson returns as Scully in a promo for the new LEGO X-Files set.

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Taylor Farms’ CEO eating the lettuce to prove it’s safe

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”

[Kathleen Kruczkowski Martin @Kmk81975]

Pretty much just watermelon

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Tartan Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @TartanArmyGroup]

Could have at least put a traffic cone on top.

[Zion @zionszzn]

me: *pulls into gas station*

google maps: and just what in the fuck do you think your doing

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When they called a library a 'biblioteca.'

Absolute banger of a word.

[Adam @adampensel]

“Hey @BuffaloSabres social admin - we hired Milan Lucic as a scout. Can you create a post welcoming him to our organization?”

Admin:

[Kathleen Kruczkowski Martin @Kmk81975]

@ByMHarrington But they have to address it, right???

[me irl @me_when_irl]

How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun is gonna explode in 5 billion years

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

genius