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[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@SlaterJonathan4 He put that monkey in the net just to create this video for an entirely different audience.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

My wife is a @usaa member and has talked up the service for years, so I decided to switch over. 10 days later I’ve got $2000 that I can’t access because the authentication process has failed without ever giving me any explanation why. Just 2-3 days to review. Again, and again.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@jake_zuckerman @AndrewJTobias Shit.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@tinymoonmage @sithiaditu He found out what happens when he eats hair this morning, so uh… I guess that’s as bad as eating laundry.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@PhilKabler I’d have a hard time not driving it straight over to the nearest Honest John’s lot afterward and taking whatever was offered.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@tinymoonmage Barbour Seville, huh?

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@jacobhwasserman @mtnstspotlight I already know that my signature won’t match because there’s a pretty vast difference between signing with a pen, and having to essentially draw my name via mouse. I’ve been keeping an eye on my ballot status just waiting for that to bite me.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@jake_zuckerman They were outside the Kanawha City Kroger two weeks ago, and were apparently successful given today’s news.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@PhilKabler Hey! We’re finally near the top of the list for something!

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@BradMcElhinny Flash back six years to Gary Southern cracking open a bottle of water in front of all the reporters.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@CatstreyDave To kill a German vampire you have to do the same with a brat. It’s arguably the wurst of the two.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@tinymoonmage Don’t tempt me.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@tinymoonmage Not entirely? So, 95%.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

So tired of @Suddenlink service. Second long-term internet service outage in two weeks, and third in two months. This is ridiculous.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@tinymoonmage This sinful harlotry has no place on my timeline.

Wash your sins away with dick soap before it's too late.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@tinymoonmage We, sadly, cannot make this shit up.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@tinymoonmage Believe it or not, it was my mom who taught me that. Which is why my dad never had to open jars for her.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@tinymoonmage K.

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@tinymoonmage @pixwoodeDR @chimericalblue Such great power this knowledge offers. It could be used for great evil indeed...

[Ian @KnightBanneret]

@tinymoonmage @agony42 The cats already have furniture. Can't stand up for two seconds without something becoming a cat couch.