Pixwoode

She/her. I'm into exploring DR and rangering. Here you will find DragonRealms references, other gaming stuff, nature stuff, fantasy art/ fanart, etc

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to really enjoy the rain:

1. Stand at the window (inside)
2. Put non-tea drinking hand on hip
3. Sip tea from mug
4. Mutter “look at that rain”, “it’s really coming down now” or “the garden needs it”
5. Say “good job we got the cushions/washing in”
6. Eat all the biscuits

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

2020: The year of “we could watch a film?”

[Pixwoode @pixwoodeDR]

Ah, the universal suffering of the corporate ‘mandatory 8 hour personality workshop’

Can’t wait

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I might check it out” - Translation: I will never watch the television programme you just suggested I watch

[Pixwoode @pixwoodeDR]

holy shit

[Sandeep Parikh @sandeepparikh]

I’m case you were wondering what a violation of the first amendment looks like. It’s not adding a warning link to a tweet it’s THIS

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Not going out is much more fun when it’s possible to go out

[Janni @JanEllenBall]

This may have done me in... 🥰😍
Seriously... what a fun live interview with David and Neil.❤ thanks @PrimeVideo @GoodOmensPrime
And sadly, when @michaelsheen appeared on the screen, my connection decided to freeze. #Grrrr Hopefully there'll be a way to rewatch later.

[Pixwoode @pixwoodeDR]

UGH things are so hard. Why are things so hard rt now

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Happy Bank Holiday! May your sheds be organised, your cupboards sorted, your gardens tended, your walls painted, your barbecues fired up, your sofas sat on, your telly stared at and your bellies full. Take care, be lucky, have a good one, all the best, nice one, cheers x

[Pixwoode @pixwoodeDR]

Yesterday I felt so tired and done with EVERYTHING. Sometimes I think I have pets because I know I won’t actually kill myself since they need me.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Tiredness scale:
1 Yeah fine
2 Bit sleepy
3 Knackered
4 Immediate pyjamas
5 Combining every word with a yawn
6 Forgetting colander and pouring food straight into sink
7 Can hardly keep my eyes open
8 I’ll get off the floor in a bit
9 Just put a cushion under my head
10 No

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I thought you said you were getting up early today?”
“I say many, many things”

[Pixwoode @pixwoodeDR]

@EvikeDR @DavidSpade @CBSTVStudios Oh man. I can’t stand anything with Cage in it— I don’t know why, because there are other bad actors I can at least tolerate. And passing over David Spade?! Yes, WORST casting decision ever— undoubtedly!

[Pixwoode @pixwoodeDR]

@GabyRobbins @helowolf130 @queensofmystery @AcornTVUK @OVinall @SarahWoodward63 And I’m crushed because I just finished Season 1 and was excited to watch Season 2! Only to find there isn’t one... (yet?) Aaaaaaagghhh! I guess we’re all in the same boat, and we’ll all be looking forward to it:)

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“No no, you keep in the middle of the path, it makes more sense that I fold myself into this hedge”

[Deep Space Fine @thisismewhatevs]

Hey Europeans, jumping onto Americans tweets to remind us our president is bad and none of us have healthcare isn't the comedy slam dunk you think it is.

[Pixwoode @pixwoodeDR]

@mooj698008135 @UncleAsriel @davidmbarnett Saying that someone has a ‘lack of creative capacity’ and is ‘leaching off others’ success’ sounds pretty objectively negative. So you might want to get your gaslighting system checked out.

[Junkbots🤖 @junk_bots]

@SoVeryBritish I've taken to building robots to keep me company during lockdown. So far I've learnt nuts taste nice and screws taste like sprouts.