Kris

[Kris @KnownBlue]

Venmo me??? Haha jk... but 👀 @KnownBlue ❤

[Kris @KnownBlue]

Time to dust off the ol “Programming for Dummies” since GitHub Copilot is down

[Kris @KnownBlue]

Can we pay to re-roll? #Debates2024

[Venmo @Venmo]

live, laugh, venmo me

[Kris @KnownBlue]

@Venmo @KnownBlue #VenmoMe plz

[Kris @KnownBlue]

@ArchArchshit @noahdonotcare Accurate lmao

[NASA Ames @NASAAmes]

Come together — it's #BlackHoleWeek⚫!

This simulation run on our powerful supercomputers shows what happens when two black holes merge into one. Learn more about these mysterious astronomical objects (and don’t be afraid to get sucked in!): https://t.co/bxrfbXgH1w

[Tesla @Tesla]

Tesla Cyber Rodeo

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you are filling a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-full. If you are emptying a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-empty.

No need to invoke your emotional state.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

♥️♥️ NASA ♥️♥️

[Kris @KnownBlue]

@KnownBlue 😘

[Venmo @Venmo]

It’s 2/22/22!! A once-in-a-lifetime date when anything could happen. 🤑We’re giving out $10K, so RT with your Venmo handle & you might win $222. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 2/22. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Venmo @Venmo]

It’s 2/22/22!! A once-in-a-lifetime date when anything could happen. 🤑We’re giving out $10K, so RT with your Venmo handle & you might win $222. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 2/22. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Pranay Pathole @PPathole]

This Valentine's day ... @elonmusk ❤️🚀❤️

[Kris @KnownBlue]

Damn…… Wordle 239 3/6

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo]

Two cops were fired from the LAPD after they failed to respond to the report of a robbery and drove off to hunt a Snorlax in Pokemon Go.

They appealed (said it wasn't okay for squad car recording of them to be used against them). They lost.

From our newsletter today:

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

#NASAWebb is fully deployed! 🎉

With the successful deployment & latching of our last mirror wing, that's:
50 major deployments, complete.
178 pins, released.
20+ years of work, realized.

Next to #UnfoldTheUniverse: traveling out to our orbital destination of Lagrange point 2!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

For Santa to deliver gifts to all world's Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth’s lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh.

Just sayin’.

[Kris @KnownBlue]

@ArchArchshit What the fuck does that mean 🙃

[Kris @KnownBlue]

BOIL YOUR FUCKING MILK

[Kris @KnownBlue]

@IntelPointAlert @ArchArchshit

[Kris @KnownBlue]

@LilNasX @ArchArchshit