Kokko Tso

Web Program Manager @ Stanley, Black, & Decker. Learning web dev.

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a...
– Website visitor
I want to...
– opt-in for the email newsletter to get a discount off my first order
So that...
I don't feel guilty clicking the secondary button labelled "No thanks, I am a total piece of shit that hates discounts"

[yanagi hikaru @0illlll0]

鬼滅×ポケモン

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

@MailChimp Whoo-hoo, it's back! Thanks.

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

@MailChimp Your knowledge base is down & that makes me sad T_T Any idea when it will be back up?

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

@activecollab This is starting to get ridiculous. 3 business days, and I still don't have a resolution. Can you have your support rep get back to me about my invoice/time report problem, or give me a refund?

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

@AmazonHelp Yep - still waiting for my order. It was way late shipping, then never arrived. ORDER # 114-8132938-2224267

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

@AmazonHelp Hey, it kinda sucks when I purchase Prime and then have to wait two-weeks to get my orders rather than two-days. Just saying.

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

Love the new #AutumnalEquinox @google doodle! https://t.co/ILjRQL8PlR

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

#spotify's "Discovery Weekly" playlists are killing it - nothing else makes a Monday more bearable like finding awesome new music!

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

@DellCares 5 tries before it stopped glitching out & then had to use another PC to download & transfer drivers. Extremely frustrating. 3/3

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

@DellCares My recovery partition kept getting stuck at "Just a moment" during reinstall, looks like its a pretty common problem. 2/3

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

@DellCares Figured it out after 8 hrs. of tinkering w/ the recovery image from https://t.co/aZDTf73pdT & manually reinstalling drivers. 1/3

[Julie B. @thejulieview]

Millennials outraged over stereotypical TV show about 'easily offended' millennials https://t.co/AreElFuvkC #stephenfry #lovehim

[Ogilvy @Ogilvy]

The more informative your advertising, the more persuasive it will be - David Ogilvy
#OgilvyCannes #CannesLions

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

Proud to be a #kia #optima owner! https://t.co/O4M6Klg2Dg

[GoogleTrends @GoogleTrends]

It's the #spellingbee finals! These are the top "how to spell" searches for words by state, mapped #dataviz

[Gmail @gmail]

Thank you, Ray Tomlinson, for inventing email and putting the @ sign on the map. #RIP

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

The best part of being an adult: eating whatever the heck you want. The worst part of being an adult: eating whatever the heck you want ...

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

Email isn't necessarily the problem - rather, it's how we (mis)use it. https://t.co/IT1mYM6Q87 via @slate

[Kokko Tso @KokkoTso]

The Dragnet https://t.co/ksZHtEE8I0 via @verge