Kauri Voss

Adventure and clumsy puns⁣.
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[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

I want my headstone to read "Man, that's quality celery!"

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

We cute n we know it
@kaaatielopez

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

I had an ice cream sandwich for dinner cuz I'm an adult.

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

Snapchat memories just remind me that I used to be fun

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

If anyone wants to donate to the cause, we set up a GoFundMe: https://t.co/iLFDeFBPLR

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

My pupper, Toby, is fighting off cancer. He's gunna be the most handsome tripod you ever seen and I'll be drowning in vet bills till I'm 80. #worthit

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

@kaaatielopez I concur

[Some Good News @somegoodnews]

Harbour Country, Michigan all of a sudden seems like the place to be 😄!
Thanks for sharing this awesome video 🕺🏻

[snooze @wearesnooze]

we lost our shining light today
nothing will ever be the same
we love you so much Cameron

[Mario Kart Tour @mariokarttourEN]

#MarioKartTour multiplayer is here! Let's celebrate with a retweet campaign. If this tweet and the corresponding one on the Japanese account reach a combined 30,000 RTs, all current players will be gifted 30 rubies and an in-game badge! Watch the video for more info.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Me: I need a cigarette.
Me: No I’ll just vape.
Mind: Locate file. DELETE.

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

This dogfood is delicious

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

@keaton_thomas @KATUNews @KGWNews @fox12oregon Yep

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

@KATUNews @KGWNews @fox12oregon want a story with car burglars caught on camera? Look no further than my poor prius

[The Hugs @TheHugsPortland]

Our hearts are broken and so is our car window... these guys stole the amp our bassist got for her birthday, along with her pedals and other gear. If you see them, or they try to sell you any of the stuff on this list, please call the @portlandpolice non-emergency number

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

@TheHugsPortland Ugh why I look turrible

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

me: don't rely on people

Also me: **TRUST FALL**

[Kauri Voss @Kokokauri]

@vossass Byeeeee

[The Hugs @TheHugsPortland]

TICKET GIVEAWAY
Respond "going" to the Facebook event to be entered to win tix to our #pdx show on JULY 13!

Winners announced 7.7.19
https://t.co/QGySAby3MY

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

PARENTS DO NOT VACCINATE YOUR CHILD!! I vaccinated my baby and now 60 years later he has an Old face, too soft hands, horrible looking. DISGUSTING why is he alive so long