judas pigeon

I was the turkey all along

[judas pigeon @vossass]

New research suggests morally bankrupt corporations should do less destruction of the world's oldest and rarest trees, which for some reason was not common fucking sense

[News from Science @NewsfromScience]

New research suggests conservationists should do more to protect the world’s oldest and rarest trees, finding that they are critical to forest health and key to forests’ survival. https://t.co/qU9hpUNEF1

[judas pigeon @vossass]

Schoolboy Q sounds like if Macklemore turned his hat backwards

[judas pigeon @vossass]

Fighting for my life (eating a banana)

[judas pigeon @vossass]

I know we've failed as a society because Rule 22 songs from 2006 are still about relevant issues

[judas pigeon @vossass]

Practicing "do you have ginger ale" for 6 minutes as the beverage cart comes down the aisle

[judas pigeon @vossass]

The people who are fear mongering about wind turbines are the same rednecks that just burn garbage in their fields because they're too lazy to take it somewhere

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

Gonna run away from home to follow my dreams for a while.

[judas pigeon @vossass]

Seeing the video for La Tortura for the first time in like 15 years tonight awakened a very gay part of my soul that had been locked away

[judas pigeon @vossass]

The cringiest thing i do probably is reflexively Dab after making a really good shot in Golf With Your Friends

[judas pigeon @vossass]

"The US invaded this country for their oil"
-least helpful Heads-Up hint ever

[judas pigeon @vossass]

@logknee She's gonna do that anyways

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Another great day

[judas pigeon @vossass]

@logknee Texas is just the south and not the southwest, v distinct

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

you should be able to vote democrat but check a box that says you think they’re doing a really bad job

[gay dean @peterjmarshall]

him: you better not be spongebob’s scary chair when I get home

me:

[judas pigeon @vossass]

@ropewastaken At least it's a fruit pie

[judas pigeon @vossass]

Very similar to my own mental state today

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

Bring grilled eggs to me. I miss them. I'm fine. I own an office.

[judas pigeon @vossass]

I'm scared as shit of the ocean but i now live close enough for my ~l'appel du vide~ to now include driving out and getting swept out to sea

[judas pigeon @vossass]

Me rn

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

[VICIOUS 🍉 @viciousfrockery]

the stardew valley villagers asking me for a largemouth bass

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

You don't, don't. Don't!!!