Kraven Moorehead

Director of Sales at T Mobile | Former Investor | Ladies Man | Motivational Speaker | Jimmy Johns Franchise Owner | U Pheonix Class of 99 📖

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@lee_nover5 @horvat_johnny With all the weight I carry as Director of Sales at @TMobile , I was able to pull some strings and makes some phone calls to get this changed back. You’re welcome
#ImSoPowerful

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@middle_class_us Do they need a trophy or something poindexter? Maybe they need to quit their job at Starbucks and get a real one like me, Director of Sales at @TMobile 😎

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

Slow day at work since handing off all my busy work to my inferiors. Literally and figuratively sitting with my thumb up my ass
#blessed

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@lee_nover5 likes touching younger kids peters!

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@lee_nover5 @Mets Juan Soto have my kids please 🥰

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@lee_nover5 This type of attitude reminds me of how I look at my ownership in @jimmyjohns franchises. Sure it has its lows, but if you work at it long and hard enough, you can succeed. Take it from me, a former investor, I know what I’m talking about. #GodImSoRich

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@ANTONIOEESPARZA @spittinchiclets Antonio, you seem like a fäğğoț lipped little twerp. You don’t know șhıț about hockey. Rempe is a lanky çųņț with no talent.

#capsin7

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@DoubledayAbner1 @lee_nover5 @BravesOnBally Didn’t I see your old fatass on To Catch a Predator years ago? Your dick is almost as small as your chances living to see the end of the Braves dogshit season

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@TooGooden17 you probably have better luck seeing another eclipse in your life than speaking to a woman. I’d even bet you wore two sets of those little sunglasses cause you’re a p***y.

#NotAnExpert #FraudGooden #Eclipse #GodImSoRich

[Mark Gooden @TooGooden17]

Many of you are asking me how the moon can cover the sun if the sun is much larger than the moon. The answer, is that for a brief moment they are actually the exact same size.

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

Yeah sure @TooGooden17. I’ve got a question…what credentials makes you an expert? Now if it was being an expert square, that I could see. You look like the type of guy whose girl I’d bang just for fun.

#godimsorich

[Mark Gooden @TooGooden17]

If anyone has any questions about the NYC earthquake, I am an earthquake expert. Ask away.

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

Just canceled all of my Thursday morning meetings to watch #DumbMoney on #Netflix… I never knew @roaringkittywtf brother was Pete Davidson 😱

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@Jared_Carrabis I bet your beard smells as lousy as your podcast 🤡

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@RepRoniGreen Seeing lots about transitioning to 4 day work weeks. I worked my ass off for years to where I only have to work 3 days a week anymore. Now my inferiors are getting off Scott-Free with a day less? These fairies can’t even put in a hard days work

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@Komaniecki_R How about I pay for your kid to have a real music teacher and you let me take your wife to dinner?

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@ZackBornstein Lol this reminds me of all the times my business partners and I would have high equity in start-ups, tell everyone idiot who’d believe what we told them to buy shares, and cash out🤣

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

@espn Surprised the headline didn’t read “Ex Pitt Panther sellout goes one step closer to flushing career down the toilet.” He was a bum then and remains a bum now. Guy’s barely old enough to hold his own dick in his hand and thinks he can get a free ride #PU$$Y

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

Ever wondering what a day in my shoes is like? The summer season is busy season. However, I’m one of my company’s superiors, which means I can turn “busy season” to “intern season”. Always making sure my inferiors are real busy bees #buzzbuzz #GodImSoRich

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

In others news, I’m currently searching for a new Sales Associate! Typically seeking one that is high-drive, easy to train, adaptable, open to strangers, and good with other employees. Please DM if you are interested! #TMobile#JobSearch#ImTheBoss

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

The remote work lifestyle has truly been an experience. Never would I have thought that in 24 years after I completed college, I’d be able to fire one of my employees and masturbate from my desk at the same time!!😂 #ILoveTMobile

[Kraven Moorehead @KravenMoore11]

I love my Saturday mornings. Waking up and my wife and kids are already out of the house doing god knows what, the housekeepers aren’t here, and I can sip on a coffee and watch last night’s baseball highlights #CouldntGetBetter