Kris

[Trey Elling @courtesywave]

Donald Trump, Ben Roethlisberger, and a porn star walk into a hotel bar...

[Kris @KrazyElbow]

@JKerley11 @TCUFootball Camera man you rollin? Cuz we bout to go to the house!

[Trailer Park Boys @trailerparkboys]

Who's up for a Dirty Poutine Combo?!

[Kris @KrazyElbow]

@mlee299

[Karbach Brewing @karbachbrewing]

Get ready...two new brews are heading your way this Spring! More details coming soon!

[Kris @KrazyElbow]

@mlee299 I'll check into it, send some my way. I'm at a Louisiana birthday party for Ohio Mexican transplants and I'm deep into Modelo negro n

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

No one can make people happy like chips, queso, and a frozen marg. No one. https://t.co/SIJFuBrifv

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

281-330-8004

[Spit Blood TCU @spitbloodtcu]

AP Top 10 finishes this decade:

4 - TCU
3 - All of the other teams in Texas, COMBINED

[Richard Ray Rawlings @RRRawlings]

Monday's got me like...

[marshall newhouse @MNewhouse73]

What dreams are made of https://t.co/5hVev2UFj2

[Sen. Cory Booker @SenBooker]

We must stop Jeff Sessions' backwards actions. There is now great urgency to pass the Marijuana Justice Act to legalize marijuana on the federal level.

Now is the time. Call your Senator. https://t.co/Cr8FZjITWI

[Gerry Fraley @gfraley]

Kendal Briles does bring an unusual recruiting style to Houston. According to one of many civil suits in the Baylor affair, he allegedly told a Dallas-area recruit "Do you like white women? Because we have a lot of them at BAYLOR and they LOVE football players."

[Spit Blood TCU @spitbloodtcu]

Since 2000, TCU has recorded 10 seasons with 11+ wins

A&M, Tech and Baylor have COMBINED to record 9 such seasons...EVER

[Kris @KrazyElbow]

@mlee299 Got myself a new double barrel vanilla, 320 calorie capacity, NON-GMO #Ruger #NotAmericanMade

[Jerry hughes Jr @Iam_jerryhughes]

Waking up this am like

[Kris @KrazyElbow]

@mlee299 Oh joy 🤢

[Ray Wylie Hubbard @raywylie]

horse repairman? in cowboy movies they shot horses. never saw one repaired. https://t.co/sUYl6olAby

[Kris @KrazyElbow]

@TCUCohen Where is that at?