Kris

Here solely to dog MSU/OSU fans tbh

[Calvin Murata @CalMurata]

If College Football teams ran political ads

[Kris @KrisFalsnamo]

@anthonytbroome Do we even know what’s been going on with Nichols and Henry? Feels like we’ve heard nothing

[Kris @KrisFalsnamo]

@anthonytbroome Run it on the perimeter. Works every time

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

Be Case Keenum.

> Grow up in West Texas. Two-star recruit. One scholarship offer.
> Take it. Rewrite the NCAA record book at Houston.
> Marry your high school sweetheart, the girl you took out for snow cones before any of this started.
> Go undrafted anyway.
> Spend your rookie season on the practice squad.
> Get cut. Get claimed. Get traded. Start over.
> Get your chance in Minnesota when the starter gets hurt.
> Throw the Minneapolis Miracle.
> Help take the Vikings within one win of the Super Bowl.
> Keep moving after that, too.
> Eight franchises. Different jerseys. Different playbooks. Another chance to prove you belong.
> Through all those moves, keep building a life with the girl.
> The girl from the snow-cone date becomes the mother of your two children.
> Spend years preparing for opportunities that rarely come.
> Go 1,009 days without a start.
> Keep showing up. Keep doing the work. Stay ready.
> Then, at 38, get the call. Chicago needs you.
> Walk onto Monday Night Football.
> Throw two touchdowns. Run for another. Beat the Eagles 27–7.
> Do it with both your kids watching you play in person for the first time.
> Finish the night on SportsCenter with your little girl beside you.

All those years. All those moves. All those Sundays waiting for a chance.

And when this one finally comes, you fucking crush it with your kids looking on.

Imagine what that feels like.

There are a lot of ways to teach your children to keep going.

Letting them watch you do it has to be one of the best.

Absolute legend! 🫡

[Kris @KrisFalsnamo]

@JDue51 Secondary was lights out yesterday.

[Kris @KrisFalsnamo]

@Armando68282753 @JoeReynoldsAH2 @NateLewis77 @bigku82 How much?

[Barstool Michigan @BarstoolUofM]

B1G Player of the Week highlights:

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Contest🚨 

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[Kris @KrisFalsnamo]

@WolverineCorner

[Kris @KrisFalsnamo]

JBOS

[Radec @realradec]

I will always love God of War Ragnarok for confirming that the events of PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale are canon

[uofmcoverage @uofmcoverage]

🥹

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Spencer Rattler Contest 🚨

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[ben 🌲 @archeofuturist]

“So, the Devil promised you a fiddle made of gold.”

“Thats right.”

“But you had to wager your eternal soul?”

“Correct.”

“In a fiddlin’ contest.”

“Yes.”

“Against the devil.”

“Uh huh.”

[Kris @KrisFalsnamo]

@UMFanJosh You know he’s gonna knee it lol

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

It’s time.

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Olave Contest 👀

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[Kingdom Fan Ever @kingdom0235]

The opening of Kingdom Hearts 1.

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[mat @adasfile]

20 years and this scene still makes me laugh out loud