Kris

What ever happened to plump cats and sport gators?

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

Help!

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

@spursfan_man210 @uplegend1 It’s probably worse for edibles in all honesty. I doubt anyone out in Texas is going to test for actual THC content. If you get nabbed with edibles that have weed in it, they weigh the edible and you get charged accordingly.

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

Whoever is in charge of this I25 construction needs to be put in jail

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

HAPPY 50TH TO CHILI’S!! WE HAVE $5 PRESIDENTES ALL DAY TO CELEBRATE OUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

I’m gonna lose my mind if Billy Strings doesn’t post his most recent soundboards to nugs

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

@MileHighKyle27 Just savour the moment my guy

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

Teva’s are a mid tier Chaco at best, and I’m willing to die on this hill.

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

If you’re spitting your zyns in the urinal when there’s a trash can less then a foot away, fuck you

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law
#PassthePactact

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@larthuL @tocrawlwalkrun @elonmusk The only thing I need help with is opening doors. And that’s only because I have so many championship rings that I struggle to turn door handles

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

Honestly very sad I don’t have Billy Strings tickets right now :(

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

@MileHighKyle27 They opened up a small shop inside TRVE so you get get it in Denver now too!

[The Real Housewives of Koreatown @marcellfromhell]

truly iconic

[rœ @ro3zmo]

bro

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

I don’t know where my prana shorts are and I’m fucking mad about it

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

There are too many amazing shows happening over the next few months and I’m worried my wallet is not going to be able to handle it.

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

If you are in the left lane on 36 and are pacing the traffic in the right lane, I want you to chew on some rocks and fucking die

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

Finally broke my Birkenstock grind and got my first pair of Chacos today.

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

Fucking screaming in my house trying to get phish tickets.

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

Still feeling on cloud 9 after being able to see Lotus at Red Rocks this past Saturday

[Kris @Krisconsonant]

@MalGumm @rrxvamp Come kick it in boooouulldddeeeer